I like this kid….and I don’t like MOST kids

Uh - HUH... :S

You know at some point you just become completely apathetic by the entirety of life.  Well perhaps apathy is wrong – perhaps more like bored.  As if you taken to a magic show where you know how the magician knows all the tricks.  You’re left bored as everyone is shocked or awed by the performance.

These pics are an example of that.

It comes as no surprise to see Miley Cyrus – former Disney darling, now Southern whore – mockingly loving a giant black penis cake.  Nor does the drinking what looks like ice tea (though most likely a Long Island Iced Tea).  Nor does dancing on the table.  Or the fact that the peniscake has a piece missing that makes it look like it has a really ugly case of gonorrhea.  Actually the only thing surprising in this whole tableau is that the cake is for her boyfriends birthday party.

Obviously her boyfriend is really her girlfriend.  :rolleyes:

All I can say is that we have new contestant in the Lindsay Lohan Memorial Implosion Sweepstakes. Read more »

Ok – so I didn’t post all last week.  :S  Ugh.  Sorry sorry.   Of course working a 10 day stretch (just finished day 6) has helped matters.  So to cheer everyone up lets look at more girls of summer.    Alot of these move away from the beach and have a more general ‘summer’ feeling.  Of course, lots of tits and asses too!  Enjoy!  Read more »

Ok here’s the Part V for today – sadly, its also the smallest of the 5.  Reason is I hadn’t completely gone over the gallery prior to posting and realized that there was some – er – questionable pics (as in I don’t feel like answering questions – dig?) so they had to go bye bye.  I try to make sure there’s no doubt that everything is legit but when you download as many pics as I have (no freakin’ idea – a 100K?) a few are bound to slip thru.  Anyway here’s the last part – I’ll try not to post so far apart next time either.  Really. Read more »

Man Are We Screwed, Indeed

… if you use the Net.  No really.  No joke. Read more »

Lots of flashers here and also I’d call this the large titted portion of the posts.  Enjoy! Read more »

She's perfect - other than not being on all fours...

This section of the files is a true mix: from South America, Europe, Mexico, and the States.  Pussy pussy shoppers!  LOL

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Yeah yeah, I happen to like Nickelback.  Whatever.  This version of Elton John’s song is good up to the end (where the fuck up the last part).  Plus, it has the lyrics and if you bother to read them they actually sound like the Saturday I had the other day.

Plus anytime I hear the song (usually Elton’s) its like a “kamikaze anthem” to me – like “fuck this, lets see how much damage we can do”.  Which is what I’m trying to do this year.

If you prefer the original – and I do, I just wanted to post the lyrics onscreen here’s the kickass original.

If you put your ear to her - you'll hear the ocean. Or not.

Yup more Eternal Summer.  Hope you like this theme cause according to my computer I have 22,000 of these types of pics (alot of celebrity related stuff – just warning you).

This is one is more amateur stuff though.  Read more »

To me this is like the goddamn dinner bell....

Work still sucks though I’m off today and tomorrow (more on that after I give you at least 5 picture posts).  Got laid 3 times in space of 28 hours (3 different women too) – again more later.

So – finally sober up enough to get some posting done.  So due to the lack of anything decent posted by me – I give you the first of Eternal Summer posts.

Oh yeah – for the record – for further notice (unless topless pics come out or shit)… Eternal Summer from here on out (either celeb or amateur).  And yeah, reason for that too.

Most of the first half is from Nudes-A-Poppin in Indiana – no really.  Sumone needs to try and check this out for us this summer.  Just sayin.  Plus they allow cameras and you don’t have to be nude to go in.

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