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Mar 07 2010

Best Picture Is…

Posted by: Chaoz in Awards

It’s a showdown between Avatar and The Hurt Locker.

Who wins? Who wins?

…

THE HURT LOCKER

FUCK AVATAR

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Mar 07 2010

Best Director Is…

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

Why did they get Mecha-Streisand to introduce the Director category? My guess it’s Kathryn Bigelow and sisters need to represent.

…

And the winner is - Kathryn Bigelow

Big surprise. By the way - she’s hot as hell boys. So you may want to get gussied up.

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Mar 07 2010

Best Actress Is…

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

Oprah Winfrey makes a guest appearance as she introduces Gabourey Sidibe. Gabourey breaks out in tears from Oprah’s tribute. It was kinda cool since she’s a newbie.

Plus as much as I hate to say it, Meryl Streep has grown on me. I used to hate her back in the 70’s. Now? She’s kinda hot as a comedic actress. Stanley Tucci jokes that he wants to cap the nominations at 16 so no one has to tribute Meryl Streep.

oh yeah, the winner is …

Sandra Bullock

Like that was a surprise. Also I hate to say it I find her fuckable now too. Maybe its must me getting older. I dunno.

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Mar 07 2010

Best Actor Is…

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

Still More fucking Notes:

Best Foreign Film - El Secreto De Sus Ojos (The Secret In Their Eyes) - Argentina

Finally! They get to the big awards. Thank God - means its almost over.

Oh yeah and the weiner is…

JEFF BRIDGES

Amen brother! Yipee!

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Mar 07 2010

Ok I Give Up

Posted by: Chaoz in Awards

More Notes:

Best Documentary Feature: The Cove (too bad - I was hoping Food, Inc. would win). Suprisingly Fisher Stevens is now an Oscar winner (he was in “Short Circuit“)
Best Editing: The Hurt Locker

Here’s a trailer for The Hurt Locker BTW in case you’ve been under a rock for a year.

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Mar 07 2010

This Show IS TOO FUCKING LONG!

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

STILL!

More notes:

Hosts Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin do a parody of Paranormal Activity
Horror films are insulted with an intro from Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart (Twilight whores)
Best Sound Editing - The Hurt Locker
Best Sound Mixing - The Hurt Locker
Best Cinematography - Avatar
Demi Moore introduces the dead people section (aka In Memoriam). James Taylor plays acoustic while the names roll by. Biggest applause? Natasha Richardson.
Why do they have to have dancers for Best Score? Makes no sense to me (especially for Hurt Locker). CUT IT! Oh - Best Score - Up! [BITE IT AVATAR!]
Best Visual Effects - Avatar (note shouldn’t Avatar had been considered an animated feature?)
Definitely leading up as a showdown between “Hurt”, “Avatar”, & “Precious” (playing darkhorse)

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Mar 07 2010

Best Supporting Actress Is… Mo’Nique
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Awards, Celebrity Goodies

Notes:

T-Bone Burnett won best song

Molly Ringwald & Matthew Broderick introduce a tribute John Hughes. Nicely done.

Something weird happened during the speech for Best Documentary Short. But I’m not sure what.

Ben Stiller comes out as one of those Avatar thingies (with tail!). A million geeks just came.

Star Trek wins Best Makeup - somewhere Bill Shatner is saying “THAT SHOULD BE MIIIINE!“

Robin Williams subs for Heath Ledger for the Best Supporting Actress intros. Interesting choice.

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Mar 07 2010

And Best Supporting Actor Is… The Nazi From “Inglorious Basterds”
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies

More notes:

Kathy Ireland interviews Miley Cyrus - their collective IQs almost reaches double-digits

Neil Patrick Harris is the coolest gay guy around. (Really)

Steve Martin makes a Nazi/Jew joke - it goes over flatly (gee wonder why)

Orsi Kocsis; various

Tiffany Tyler; Blue Jeans

Anna Torv; Esquire US

Chrissy Moran; red bikini

Maria Menounos; Tomb Raider premeire (07/2003)

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Mar 07 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 03/07/10 (Oscars Red Carpet Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Awards, Celebrity Goodies

Well rather than live-blogging the Oscars I’ll just be interjecting here and there with random notes … throw a bunch of celebrities your way so you won’t get bored. And neither will I:

For example watching the red carpet here:

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a tanned skeleton

Morgan Freeman looks like a pimp

Jennifer Lopez enjoys the Oscars (especially since her label dropped her ass)

Whoopie Goldberg tries to do a funny commercial about pissing in her pants - and fails (of course).

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Mar 07 2010

Eternal Summer Saturday (The Oscars Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Eternal Summer

Up to about 30 seconds ago this was a post on how I was prepping for live-blogging for the Academy Awards. Then I started thinking about:

The Oscars are boring as shit most of the time

Its difficult to live blog and watch the show at the same time for me

I’d rather just post up pics.

I really don’t care who wins this year.

So here’s my guesses on who’ll probably win:

Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique

Supporting Actor: The german from Inglorious Basterds

Actress: Sandra Bullock

Actor: Jeff Bridges

Director: The chick who did “The Hurt Locker”

Picture: Avatar

The only possible surprises are if the other black chick from Precious wins over Sandra Bullock and if Hurt Locker manages to beat Avatar. Other than that same old same old.

What? Oh yeah, here’s some Eternal Summer pics that I forgot to post yesterday, sorry. Read the rest of this entry »

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