Mamie Van Doren’s Got Big Jugs…
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Tax Shelters, Got Milk?
I give anyone her age (she’s 76); Mamie Van Doren still looks very do-able. Especially compared to someone like -oh-
Britney “Choklit Piggy” Spears.
And YES - those boobs are STILL all original.
By the way, here she is hawking her new wine collection entitled “Mamietage” in West Hollywood last week. Now THIS is GILF-power!
Bonus Mamie - after the jump…
First we get Hayden Panettierre; now we get Rihanna and some guy. No nudity though (well, they’re learning at least - I guess we’ll give them time).
Of course, this would shoot would have been far more fun if she was eating a banana reaal sloow!
Sheryl Crow on Lance/Ashley - “Pathetic.”
Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, Bitchy Celebs, Ashley Olsen
My someone sounds a little bitchy…
Lance Armstrong-ex, Sheryl Crow, is not thrilled by Lance and Ashley Olsen’s relationship. She was asked (as most exes are) about it at Bette Midler’s Restoration Project Hulaween Bash:
“Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’ “
Now I’m no spring chicken either, however it should be noted that Sheryl Crow is 45; Ashley Olsen is 21. (Lance is 36)
…
Yeah, we got the same math over here too. Granted dating a woman who grew up on TV is horrifyingly creepy a little weird but hey Lance is making the most out of that one ball he has. Plus, isn’t Sheryl Crow a little too mature for such cattiness? Apprently not! Hssssss!
In related news: Lance denies he’s dating Ashley. Which is true. He’s just fucking her - there is a difference, y’know.
The Ladies of “LA Ink” - no drooling please.
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Gratuitous Goodies
If you were to see yours truly on the street; you’d think I was a straight-laced upright guy. And you’d be right. I don’t even have a tattoo anywhere on me. That said, I find the ladies of LA Ink hot. Call me what you will; but something about a woman with ink on her that looks - well, scrumptious. I’m not saying one of those prison tattoos that used a ballpoint pen and a sewing needle. No, no, no. Good ink. Very nice, very nice.
I’m indulging you (and myself) with a nice big gallery of the gals after the jump. Enjoy.
Of course, for those who prefer men, we have this post just for you!
(Look - as a straight guy; I have no damn idea if this is hot for you ladies or not. LADIES - say something! Of course, this is dependent on them actually seeing this…)
Anyway today’s feature is a Vincent Gough - not to be confused with Vincent Van Gogh who cut an ear to impress the lady. Um, wouldn’t have chocolates or roses sufficed? DAMN!
See the pics after the jump. (more…)
Due to popular demand (we’ll I demanded myself that I bring it back)…
Let’s see what I have in my little bag of Pr0n…
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