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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Sunday, November 25th, 2007
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
I’ve long decided that family - in general - is not where you really need to be raised with. Why? Well, most families are an accumulation of various psychoses and neuroses that have been taught and bred from one generation to the next. Ever wonder why the next generation is more fucked up than the last? Well, there you go.
But rather that go off the deep end pondering that mental turd; let’s look at a random example … say, the Hogans here. Now, daddy Hulk is washed-up former wrestler, momma Linda is a golddiggertrophy wife typical wife, daughter Brooke is budding porn starcumbucket pop star, and son Nick is a giant fuck-up.
Back in August, fuck-up Nick was charged with felony reckless driving after a crash leaves a friend in a coma, and after Nick was pulled over four times for speeding. So of course, the rest of the family has noted that they are TOTALLY against street racing and don’t condone it.
Welllllllllll, it’s too bad they didn’t say that a couple of years ago. Seems, those relentless investigators at ABC-TV in Tampa uncovered a video entitled “Vehicular Lunatics” in which both Linda and Brooke are racing these guys in their Mercedes S600:
At one point, Linda Bollea (Hogan) is seen alongside another car. Linda Bollea is driving a car identified as a Mercedes S600. Her daughter, Brooke is her passenger. Brooke says to the men in the adjacent car, “Wanna race?” One of the men replies, “Yeah! We love racing you! On three.” Brooke replies, “Let’s do this. Alright.” Then Linda Bollea says “Let’s kick it.”
The cars take off, but their speeds are not known.
Nick Bollea and his father Terry Jean, better known from his wrestling days as Hulk Hogan, are also seen in the documentary.
At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing. Her answer: “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”
Nice to see that the family that races together, stays together. Right?
Once upon a time, there was a young skank lady named Kyla Ebbert who wanted to fly on a plane but was told her clothes were “inappropriate”. So what happened to her?
Why she went on “The Today Show” and told them about her “ordeal”.
“I was humiliated. I was embarrassed. They all heard him lecturing me,” she said.
She asked for a blanket, covered her legs, and cried quietly all the way to Tucson. When she got off the plane, she called her mother.
“She was just devastated,” Michele told Lauer. “She said, ‘Mom, I can’t believe what just happened to me.’ She was. She said ‘I didn’t want to make a scene. I didn’t want to draw attention. I just sat there crying.’ ”
Even her mother came to her defense:
It was a lot more clothing than the 23-year-old college student wears on her job as a Hooters waitress. Her mother, Michele Ebbert, said she would have told her daughter if the outfit was inappropriate.
“But her outfit is fine, Michele Ebbert told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer. “She looks like every other college girl in San Diego.”
This was 2 months ago; so Momma must be real proud to have her daughter showing her plastic boobs to anyone interested. See, Kyla Ebbert is now nude in Playboy Magazine and everyone can see how her chest was purchased with blowjobshas inflated grown since some people last met her…
As you can see above she is such an innocent girl. Of course, the punchline is that Playboy actually has discovered a unique sense of irony as noted by the title of her pictorial:
Kinda sums it up, doesn’t it?
By the way, the good pics are after the jump, see you there.
Found this lovely lady on Horny Oyster which sounds like an oxymoron or something, but never mind that.
Here’s all I know about her: She’s Russian. She’s 26. She used to be a figure skater. She has a name that automtically makes you think of sex. And something else…
Oh yeah, a chest that doubles a floatation device.
You know what? That last part is all you really need to know.
BONUS - found some more revealing pics (nonnude though)… after the jump
Well, it’s nice to know that Alicia Keys loves her fans. Despite her tribulations, her meltdowns, and now her slow comeback she knows her fans are what keep her going and she gladly respects them in kind.
No, wait - I forgot: this is Alicia Keys! No, she’s a bitch who doesn’t get down unless she gets paid (kinda like that “waitress” who does “massages” on the side). Seems they were throwing a promo party in her honor for her new album. However, the promoters (who had - promoted - she would be there) hadn’t paid her full $15,000 appearance fee (they were four grand short). Does Ms. Thang come out anyway to see her adoring fans? Fuck no. As New York Daily News says:
Alicia was slated for a midnight arrival, but by the time 1:30 a.m. rolled around, her bodyguards, friends and even boyfriend were all inside waiting for her. Outside, Keys drove around the neighborhood. “These promoters were digging in their pockets, looking for cash, and were still short,” said another source. “The owner of the club even offered to pay the remainder of the owed money himself, just to get her in the club.” That’s where fans who’d paid $25 a pop were waiting, says the spywitness: “One eight-months-pregnant lady, who is an Alicia Keys superfan, showed up and waited for hours just to see her.”
Imagine, $15 grand just show your damn ass. What a country. To make matters worse, these loyal fans of hers will just believe whatever shitty story she whips up in response. Why? Because “they love her”, “they adore her”.
Then again, maybe she needs the extra cash for her acne treatments…
I have NO idea who this is so let me go to Wiki to find out. Ah, here we are….
Lara Bingle (born 1987, Cronulla, New South Wales) is an Australian model who is best known for appearing on Fingal Spit in the controversial 2006 Tourism Australia advertising campaign So where the bloody hell are you?, where she delivers this final line in the television commercial.
Well, that doesn’t help much. Oh here’s some more…
Lara Bingle’s reputation was built on the persona of her being the “Girl Next Door”, but recent scandals involving Brendan Fevola and Michael Clarke (who?) have tarnished her once immaculate reputation.
Melbourne’s Channel Seven news reported that Bingle was the ‘other woman’ involved in the breakdown of Brendan Fevola’s marriage. At the time Brendan’s first child with his wife was only 5 months old. Bingle herself has denied that this is the case. The credibility of Bingle’s public denial however was dented with the release of a voicemail message sent to Fevola allegedly by Bingle on 11 December 2006 a day before the story broke in the media. More revelations against Bingle emerged in subsequent days, giving further details of her relationship with Fevola which included a final phone confrontation between Bingle and Fevola’s wife.
On 8 January 2007 reports had said that Bingle had a private party with Australian cricketer Michael Clarke over the previous weekend, just after the Australian team’s private victory party. Further revelations on 10 January 2007, in Sydney tabloid The Daily Telegraph, indicated Bingle may have been involved with Clarke as early as September 2006, leading to speculation she was the catalyst in the relationship breakdown between Clarke and childhood sweetheart, Erina-Lea Connelly, who moved out of Clarke’s Sutherland Shire house at the end of 2006. Bingle partnered Clarke to the Allan Border Medal night on 5 February 2007.
Following the revelations of Bingle’s relationships with Fevola and Clarke, it was revealed on 12 January 2007 that Bingle will be replaced as the ‘Face of Australian Tourism’ by Bindi Irwinwith Bingle relegated to a minor role.
Scanning the blogs and feeds like I do; it’s not often I see something that makes me actually interested. This is one such thing. In a really low-key announcement; Sony and Vivendi have announced a deal to produce a line of videogames. The potential franchise? Ghostbusters, of all things. You remember the flicks, really good first one and kinda sucky second one?
But is this just a remake or update of the movies? Unh-uh, kids. It’s a “unofficial” sequel:
All four members of the movie team — Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis — will be giving voice and likeness rights for the game. Some supporting castmembers have signed up as well, including William Atherton, Brian Doyle Murray and Annie Potts.
In addition, film scribes Aykroyd and Ramis will pen a story for the vidgame that takes place in the early ’90s, after “Ghostbusters II,” during a new ghoul invasion of New York City.
I concede that I am cautiously optimistic about this. Even though it’s “just a game” and not an actual movie; it would be interesting to see the results. Tie this in with the fact that Beowulf’s success is making people wonder if computer-generated movies can now make money - could a CGI Ghostbusters Movie be in the wings??
Among one of the many nice things on the Internet is that there always seems to be some sort of sex scandal breaking out. Oh, it’s more fun when you actually know the folks (like Hollywood celebs); but it’s also interesting when they occur somewhere else. Kinda like God’s way of saying “Yeah, all of you are fucked up worldwide”.
Actress and singer Mariana Seoane admits having been paid six figures for her nude photos in “H Extremo” magazine. And while she admits she did the shoot for the money, she clarified that such photos were a once in a lifetime opportunity never to be repeated again.
No idea who she is (she is in Wiki, though) but apparently is quite famous in Mexico. Then again, in Mexico anyone is pretty famous if they show a shit load of cleavage and have daisy dukes in their asscrack (and that’s on morning shows, gang). Seriously, I’ve seen Saturday morning shows on Latin TV.
My favorite bit is “never to be repeated again”. Hmm, six figures for showing her nasties (and a nice set they are, BTW) - give her 6 month when she’s gone thru all that cash.
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