CelebrityFIST!

You know I started this blog in response to ALL the Britney shit that was bombarding a couple of blogs.  I just wanted to get away from her for a bit, y’know.  Well, I realize that when you can’t hide from a hurricane under an umbrella.  She is no longer a singer.  She is no longer a celebrity.  She is now a force of nature.  Her fans can’t stop her.  Her family can’t stop her.  The FUCKIN’ law can’t stop her!  Not only has she gone off the deep end, she is taking the paps, the blogosphere, and quite possibly the entire internet with her.

She wins.

SO - from here on out; ANYTHING on Britney I’m just gonna link you to it.  I might throw in my two cents, but that’s it….

Oh, and I’ll throw up a random cutie just to keep us from going insane.  Deal?  Cool.

Without further ado I give you, “Britney changes underwear in the Hustler Store and steals a wig.” (from US Magazine):

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Well, like this is a surprise. Someone has fessed up that the talk show (like all others) is fake. From TopModelGossip.com:

Supermodel Ivy Supersonic lost her cool at the Tyra Banks Show and security guards had to throw her out just before the program was to be taped.

Explaining the incident, Supersonic told pagesix.com: “The segment was on hooking up with men, and I came in this beautiful $800 dress, silk with black lace from top to bottom. But they didn’t want any of my tattoos showing - I have a ‘justice’ tattoo smack across my chest and ones that say ‘Thank you, god,’ ‘Warrior’ and ‘Force of Nature’.

“Then they made me take off my jewelery and put on some Kmart T-shirt. They wanted me to say a line, ‘I’m like Samantha from ‘Sex and the City’ ‘ - like I’m the find ‘em, feel ‘em, (bleep) ‘em and forget ‘em type. I mean, what kind of show is this?”

Supersonic then got tired, ripped the shirt and threw it on the floor. This prompted security to come and escort her out.

It’s nice to see that somebody is willing to stand up to their principles and not sell out who they are for some golden teat. Of course, it would have been far more fun to seen Ivy Just go on like in shot up above (yikes!), pull off Tyra’s wig, bend her over and shove it up her ass. Then tell all the women in America that there’s nothing wrong with swallowing.

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Hey - it’s my fucking dream so leave me alone!