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CelebrityFIST! » BROKEN NEWS: Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months

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From CNN:

Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively.

Vick’s stunning downfall from NFL superstar to disgraced dogfighting defendant culminated Monday in a 90-minute sentencing hearing in federal court in Richmond, Virginia.

Vick was dressed in a black-and-white striped prison suit and apologized to the his family and to the judge.

“You need to apologize to the millions of young people who looked up to you,” responded U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson.

Vick also acknowledged he used “poor judgment” and added he was ready to accept responsibility.

Vick, 27, had faced a maximum of five years in prison. Federal sentencing guidelines recommended a sentence of 12 to 18 months

Michael Vick didn’t do anything right:  he lied during a polygraph test about not killing dogs, he smoked marijuana while on bail then lied to an officer about it.  He basically thought he would get away with all of it.

You got PWNED! motherfucker.  You also didn’t get enough time IMO.  See you in 2009, Michael Dick.

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2 Responses to “BROKEN NEWS: Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months”
  1. someoneluvsu says:

    Mikey signed a $ 130,000,000, 10 year deal. So that means he WOULD have made $ 1,083.333.00 per month. Every morning he wakes up in jail he can count the $36,000 he pissed away that day.

    That’s almost as much as I make as an anonymous blog poster.

  2. gotdang says:

    While in his cell, they should pipe in audio of suffering dogs all fucking night long, interspersed with Whoopi spewing her apologist tripe.

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