CelebrityFIST!

Because some things are too fucked up to add anything to.

Michael Jackson reportedly underwent emergency surgery after his young son accidentally punched him in the face. The Thriller hitmaker - who has undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face in the past - was recently photographed in a Los Angeles bookstore wearing numerous bandages around his mouth. But sources tell Finditt.com the singer’s son, Prince Michael II, caused the injury: “He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson’s upper lip collapsed. “That mishap led a hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work.” (source)

Yeah, nothing like getting hit by you kid and having your face fall off.  Kinda gives the “Got your nose!” routine a whole new spin.

Simply a reminder that I would like it to be known that if there ever existed a male equivalent to Paris Hilton it’s this idiot.  Not only is he a no-talent hack, but is a big fat pussy (and not even the good type):

Carson Daly says he became the first late-night talk-show host to return to the air because “an ultimatum was put in front of me” by NBC execs. In an interview appearing in today’s Los Angeles Times Daly said the ultimatum was “Put a new show on Dec. 3 or 75 people are fired. What’s your answer?” Daly says he has been fending off a barrage of criticism ever since he returned to the air. “It’s been a nightmare,” he told the newspaper, adding that “people thought I had a choice … as if I waned to come back, and come back without my writers. He declined to name the NBC execs who issued the order to him.  (source)

“Declined” my ass, the suits gave him an excuse to use when after the heat got to much for him.  Yeah, yeah, I know that the others are coming back; but this dick caved in a month ahead of time.  More likely, they told him “Yeah, you come back or your next words are ‘you want fries with that?’”

Dick.

Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days.  Things have been difficult in the “real world”.  Apparently, one of my co-workers is in a shitload of trouble.  Frankly, I couldn’t give a shit, BUT someone then has to work his schedule.

Needless to say, I’m bitchy about it right now.

But on the other hand, I shall relentless blog as much as I can over the next couple of hours (while the alcohol holds out) and see what happens…

BY THE WAY - apparently the above video is considered one of the top virals for 2007.  Never seen it before today, but it’s hilarious as hell (even if it’s only 5 seconds long).  Enjoy, “peeples”!

Bonus - Daft Punk’s “Harder Better Faster Stronger” done by a couple of girls in their undies.  Not bad.  Not bad at all.