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CelebrityFIST! » Lets Start 2008 On A Slutty Note
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Jan 01 2008

Lets Start 2008 On A Slutty Note

Posted by: Chaoz in Lindsay, Whore-lywood

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Lindsay Lohan.

Just the name is synonymous with sluttiness, drugs, alcohol, partying.  In short, the perfect one-night-stand (STDs aside, of course).  Having gone through like 200 stories just from New Year’s Eve alone (okay, 180 of those were porn related, but don’t mind that), I decided that we need a Lindsay to start the year off just right.

Wild child actress Lindsay Lohan showed off her ample pulling skills when she kissed THREE men in one busy 24-hour spell while visiting Capri for a film festival last weekend.But it is not every man who manages to get lucky enough to make it back to Li-Lo’s pad.

Only actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony. (source)

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The 3 “ho-migos”:  waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, actor Eduardo Costa, and ‘lucky’ actor Dario Faiella
Okay, fine - Lindsay’s a whore.  The sky is blue.  The sun rises in the east.  Lindsay forgot to swallow all the cum.  This only shows that any of us should be able to fuck Lindsay.  Hell, the guy she slept with looks like a bad copy of Jim Carrey for Christ’s sakes!  And the other guy in the middle is old enough to be her dad (which coincidentally, so am I)!
I personally think that Lindsay’s one step ahead of us.  She probably has become aware of a secret vampire invasion and preparing herself by having her ass and vag smell like garlic before she starts her new career as a vampire slayer.
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