CelebrityFIST!

One is a frog, the other is a French stereotype.
ContactMusic.com:

BRITNEY SPEARS‘ comeback album BLACKOUT has been named album of the year by French radio station NRJ. The ceremony, which took place on Saturday in Cannes, praised the troubled star’s latest effort, which fought off competition from Amy Winehouse, Mika, James Blunt and Rihanna.

The awards also saw Justin Timberlake and Avril Lavigne honoured, landing gongs for best International Male and Female respectively. R+B star Rihanna, who picked up International Song of the Year for Don’t Stop The Music, debuted a new shorter hairstyle at the French ceremony. Winehouse, who was up for International Revelation and International Album, was scheduled to perform at the event - but was unable to honour the appearance after she was admitted to rehab in London on Thursday.

Way to go France!  You finally get some respect for having the hottest first lady ever and then you have to fuck it up by giving the best album of the year to Britney??  Damn, you all are group of tone-deaf dickweeds.  That crap album is so damn overproduced Ashley Simpson could have done the vocals and probably would’ve won album of the year!

Hell, Amy Winehouse would’ve been a better choice - she maybe a coked-out, anorexic, psychotic, twig of a woman but at least she show’s some talent!

Often conquered, never tamed (I still don’t believe the marriage thing) 

ContactMusic.com:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON was flattered when troops stationed in the Persian Gulf offered her their clothes as a gift during a visit to their camp last week.  The 23-year-old actress met over 3,500 men and women serving overseas during her stops at American bases in Kuwait as part of the United Service Organizations tour. Servicemen gifted the Lost In Translation star with patches torn off their jackets and challenge coins from their military units - with one Marine even offering up a medal adorned with the image of Saint Christopher, the patron saint of travellers. She says, “Everybody that I met there was so incredibly friendly and polite and genuine and generous. They were so, so sweet. I mean, I was just amazed.” One star-struck soldier gushed, “You’ve made my whole deployment!”

Ah, it is truly amazing what guys will do for some pussy isn’t?  I like the deployment comment because I have the feeling that there were a bunch of soldiers deploying “seamen” that night.  All hands on dick!  This is not a drill!
Shit, if they really wanted to impress her … give her an M1 Abrams tank; there’s a gift that keeps on giving (as long as the ammo holds anyway).

All jokes aside, it’s nice to see someone cheering up those guys and Scarlett’s just the one to do it.  Well, Rosie O’Donnell could do the same thing … after she was shot up in a rocket launcher at the insurgents.