CelebrityFIST!

It’s Keeley Hazell’s boobs; we just live in them…

Kate Beckinsale shrink-wrapped at a Oscar viewing party.  “Viewing party”?  So I guess I’d be underdressed in my wifebeater shirt and polkadot boxers???

Lastly, Jodi Marsh (not) wearing the preferred Oscar viewing apparel.  Hell, why even have TV on?  She’s got the “Golden Globes” and I’ve got my “statuette” - we’d all be winners!

Once upon time / in a galaxy real fuckin’ far away…
Well, here is the obligatory Britney post.  I post it only because something actually happened (not the normal “Britney takes a dump on the sidewalk” crap).  In this case she actually saw her kids after about - what, 3 years or something?  Anyway, the NO one was taking any chances on this…

For the first time in nearly two months, the beleaguered pop star had face-to-face contact with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, during a Saturday morning, court-monitored visit, sources confirm to E! News.

Aside from Spears and a court-appointed monitor, there were several other key personnel on hand, including: Britney’s father, Jamie Spears; a Federline security guard; and a lawyer from the Luce Forward law firm, which is handling Britney’s conservatorship for Jamie Spears.

According to an insider, the 26-year-old pop star was not permitted to take the boys, ages two and one, into another room without the others watching.

The ground rules for the visitation were hammered out Friday night, by lawyers for Luce Forward and ex-husband Kevin Federline. (source)

The sad part is that she needs all that supervision.  Miss Looney Tunes is liable to take the kids move to Tijuana, become part of the “donkey show” and have the kids out there on the streets selling tequila lollypops to passing tourists.  It’s okay if they still can’t talk coherently anyway; the tourists would think they’re just speaking Spanish.

Macy’s give the Brook Hogan balloon a test run for the Thanksgiving Parade 

In a stunning reversal, it appears that Brooke Hogan, the rumored daughter of Hulk Hogan (aka Terry something-or-other) is indeed a female. Not a tranny after all (though those in the “post-op” camp are still not quite convinced)! While feminists and scientists argue the ramifications of this starting discovery; I thought I’d go and post up the pictures that brought about this news.

Okay, so I’m just a little late…

Elle Macpherson looking absolutely smoking at 44 (that’s a double joke!).

Marlee Matlin at the Oscars last night … with Steve Guttenberg!!???? WTF?

Vida Guerra and friend … no, wait; that’s her ass.

Anne Hathaway in Ella Enchanted promos … I’m guessing she’s a milk maid?

Catrinel Meghia in FHM.  I can’t remember if I posted these already.  If I did, I’m sorry.  If I didn’t, I’m REALLY sorry!

(REDHEAD ALERT!) Danneel Harris marvelous in Maxim (3/08).

AND last and least (size-wise only), the munchkin MILF; Kristen Chenoweth (at the Oscars)