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Archive for March, 2008

Mar 12 2008

Meanwhile … on 03/12/08

Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, Britney, Meanwhile

Britney’s becoming a cartoon for her next video (ContactMusic) - as if she weren’t two-dimensional and exaggerated enough already.

Jennifer Aniston has found security in the arms of … Owen Wilson?? (Celebslam) - The two most insecure people in Hollywood - oh yeah, “no problems here”!

Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island Mary Ann) gets busted with pot. (SFGate) - Well, there had to be some reason why they never got off that island!!

(nsfw)

Christie’s selling Gisele Bundchen nude photos for about $3 million (HollywoodTuna) - Um, the only way she’s worth $3 mil is perpetually on her knees…

Finally Adriana Lima apparently fucks ugly dudes (Bastardly) - Please, please … the line forms right behind ME, thank you very much!.

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Mar 12 2008

Paula Abdul Thinks She’s A MILF

Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens

The worse part is she actually found something in her crotch!

From ContactMusic:

American Idol judge Paula Abdul knows she oozes sex appeal - because she forever attracts attention from young boys who wish their “mum looked that hot”. The 44-year-old is confident about her body image, thanks to friends and fans who tell her she’s at her physical peak. And the Grammy-winning singer/choreographer isn’t bothered about her wobbly bits, insisting she constantly has young admirers staring at her fantastic form. She says, “Most people say I look better than I ever have. It feels good when I see young boys staring at me, saying, ‘I wish my mum looked that hot!’ “I can look really good in clothes, but when I take then off I can see where I could firm up. I just don’t want to obsess about it.”

Obviously the drugs pushed over the edge long ago but really “I wish my mum looked that hot!“???? Um, I maybe from a different generation but I remember a time when people never looked at their family and wish they were hotter. Usually that’s what OTHER people are for. Sometime in the last 20 years, apparently incest is now a big thing and boys are complaining that their moms simply aren’t doing it for them anymore. Worse, they can’t just divorce them and find themselves a ‘hotter’ mother.

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Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going with this either. Don’t worry, I got my doc to change back to my old meds.

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Mar 12 2008

“Invincible Ugly Woman” Invading China!!

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, TV Bloopers

Sadly, Bai Ling let her looks go after her recent arrest…
From ContactMusic:

Hit U.S. sitcom Ugly Betty is set to be adapted for Chinese TV. Chinese network Hunan Satellite TV has unveiled plans for Invincible Ugly Woman, a localised version of the Salma Hayek-produced series about a nerdy assistant working at fashion magazine Mode. The lead role in Invincible Ugly Woman has already been cast to a female with no prior acting experience, Hunan Satellite TV has confirmed. Ugly Betty, which has been a major ratings success for ABC since its U.S. premiere in September 2006, is an adaptation of the popular Colombian soap Yo Soy Betty, La Fea (I Am Betty, The Ugly One).

Well, first I thought it said “Human Satellite TV” and pictured a poor Chinese guy stuck in space having to hold a the satellite dish jussst right. Of course, knowing the Chinese that’s entirely possible.

The other thing is with a name like “Invincible Ugly Woman” you just gotta expect fight sequences with poor English dubbing. Like the episode where “Invincible Ugly Woman” fights “Gay Lightning Peon” or has sex with “Mythical Desperate Man”.

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Man, I think I should try out for “Mythical Desperate Man”; Lord knows I have experience in that role!

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Mar 12 2008

Gratuitous Goodies For 3/12/08

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies

Going with more well known faces this time around…
REDHEAD ALERT! Thora Birch … mmm, I could stare into those eyes for forever.

Thandie Newton likes frilly things. Fortunately, I like her in frilly things as well!

Carmen Electra in a Crocker Jeans photoshoot (of course, she’s not wearing jeans).

Mischa Barton who has decided to show side-boobage while out shopping.

Last and kinda least, Kim Kardashian on MTV’s TRL (which makes no sense) - reportedly she kept shoving that microphone into her mouth. Turns out it’s just a natural reflex.

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Mar 11 2008

World, Meet Kocsis Orsi

Posted by: Chaoz in Fem Spotlight

I stumbled onto her purely by chance in while getting a “Gratuitous Goodies” page set up (which is why there isn’t one for yesterday). I saw her and my photographic memory (at least the one in my penis) told me she looked familiar that plus the fact that you don’t see a name like “Kocsis Orsi” often. Okay, ever. So a little research turned up a shitload of pics; most of the quite good. It also turns out that this apparent mainstream model was actually Hungary’s Playmate of The Year for 2005! Sweet. So my good fortune is your good fortune. So “world, meet Kocsis Orsi“.

Here’s some Playboy Hungary shots (NSFW)

A buttload of shots (including -uh- butt shots)

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Mar 10 2008

A Lake I Wanna Dive Into

Posted by: Chaoz in Fem Spotlight

Normally, I’d just dump these pics in a “Gratuitous Goodie” post, but I got tired of not writing something and despite all the other celeb news ~~poisoning~~ entering my inbox; I prefer a little pleasure over a shitload of pain. So we have these pictures of Lake Bell in a post all her own.

Okay, I don’t know who the hell she is; but Wiki says she’s an actress, so we’ell just go with that. Actually the only acting I’m concerned about is how convincing she can be thinking the antidote is in my penis.