CelebrityFIST!

Frankly, I got tired of hiding the nudes….
Apparently Pink, who divorced (or was dumped, depending on the POV) ex-Carey Hart didn’t wait long to find a new guy to snog.

The newly-single feisty pop singer, who split from husband Carey Hart about a month ago, spent March 3^rd at the Key Club in West Hollywood with a new man. According to InTouch Weekly, she was out celebrating and boozing it up with producer/songwriter/band-member, Butch Walker of the Butch Walker and the Let’s-Go-Out-Tonites! band. She joined rockers Metal Skool onstage and jammed while “she sang lying on the floor because she was too drunk to stand,” a source states. The “Stupid Girls” singer spent the rest of the night making out with her new man, the two looking very much like a couple. He is no stranger to Pink as he has written songs for her past albums.

I like Pink.  I couldn’t fuck her though.  She’d either wanna be “in charge” or worse, you’re in the middle of fucking her and she ends up puking on the bed while fucking her doggie style and then your stuck wondering if you should finish fucking her (because you’re getting close) or whether you need to get the sheets off pronto because the smell’s gonna start lingering and then you’re gonna wanna upchuck so you decide that you’re gonna finish real quick and pump her like crazy but then you start smelling it and you start to lose you erection so you try even harder and then you hear her making those damn gagging sounds (which wouldn’t be so bad if she was giving oral, but that’s another story) and that just kills the moment for you so you then stop and she mutters something like “I’m sorry” and you have no choice but to say “It’s okay” because you feel bad now for trying to get off after she throws up and you hope to God nobody ever finds out about it.

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Aw, shit!

small pics, so don’t get disappointed, a’ight?

NOTE:  Yeah, the only reason I’m posting this is to put up nude pics of Pink…

You know, AT&T really likes it when you pay your bills - preferably on time.  Also, the fact that someone forgets to check their email for the “ebill” … well, lets just say they don’t really like that as an excuse.

So after being in forced Internet Detox for a couple of days, I’m back!  Now let’s see what’s happened in the celebrity world today….

“624 new news items”

Aw, shit.  Where’s that six pack?

I just HATE it when I lose an auction on eBay!  I needed those used Jenna Jameson undies for my World Domination Plans (PROJECT:COOTIE).  Damn lucky ‘BnLaden57‘!

Kristen Cavallari in some outtakes from some otherwise forgettable photoshoot.

Jessica Gomes apparently is eager to take off her clothes anytime a camera is around (make note, lads).

Cassie (just ‘Cassie’) in March’s GQ:  don’t know who she is but she bears watching.

AND Lastly … Monica Belucci … um … that is … mmm … uh … gotta go!

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Two important facts: 1) The age of consent in the US is 18 (16 in some places); 2) Miley Cyrus is 15 (barely).

You have been warned….

From TVShark.com:

The multi-talented Miley Cyrus showed another one of her hidden talents during an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ — she likes to drink ketchup right from the bottle.“You also drink ketchup, which seems odd,” Jay said to Miley. “There’s nothing odd about it,” she replied. “It’s just good.”

Leno asked his audience: “Is it odd to drink ketchup from the bottle?”

“But it’s really good. If it tastes good, what does it matter?” Miley said. “It’s a liquid technically. It’s half the calories.”

So Leno grabbed a bottle of ketchup and put ‘Hannah Montana’ to the test.

“Wait, I gotta shake it. Sorry if it gets everywhere,” Miley said before she popped the cap and downed the ketchup, proudly showing off her mouth full of ketchup.

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I’ll wait until she turns 18 til I say anything about this.

BONUS:  Here’s a video link (I had 6 different YouTube links but for some reason it’s being taken down for “copyright reasons”)

Happy First of March to y’all.  Hopefully, it’ll be better than last month….

Shannon Elizabeth still looking good in jeans (btw, Doylesroom.net is a poker site, no biggie)

Sarah Michelle Gellar still seems to be looking for an image.  It’s too late girl, two Scooby Doo movies did ya in.

Slut #3 Lindsay Lohan out and about shopping.  Hmm, are those cankles I see?  Tsk, tsk!

Sweet, crisp Arielle Kebbel:  she looks so clean cut and shiny … Jeez, I wanna do nasty things with her (>gawk<>gawk<>gawk< !)

Drew Barrymore (with some loser) looking pretty good in a bikini.

Lasty and not leasty; Kate Beckinsale looking delectable in a photoshoot (then her husband has to come in and fuck the illusion up).

I’ve avoided most of the crap on “Indecision 2008″ (I owe Jon Stewart $5 now) for this blog even though I’ve been inundated with it in my ‘real’ life (most of the candidates have come through town at least twice).  The simple reason is that Hollywood hasn’t really made a stupid stand for or against a political candidate.

Too bad Jack Nicholson (of all people) has to fuck everything up with this asinine commercial for Hilary.

Seriously, I expected the Baldwins or Jane Fonda or even Tom Selleck to do something incredibly dumb.  But Jack?  Well, maybe it’s that bongwater and LSD he did in the Sixties.  Or maybe it’s just dementia, whatever.

And, NO, I’m not anti-Hillary.  Hell, I’m as liberal as you can get; however, who in the fuckin’ right mind would think “Hey, let’s make a montage of all of Jack’s crazy villains and make a commercial for Hillary Clinton!”

Then to top it all off we get a personal Jack endorsement at the end.  Though it seems to cut off right before he goes “And I’m insane as a motherfucker!”