Archive for August, 2008
Posted by: Chaoz in WTF?, Site News
Just when I start enjoying myself again. *sigh*
Just got this from my personal wire which is keyed for my “real job”.
Northern Command helps with Gustav evacuations
Associated Press - August 31, 2008 3:14 PM ET
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - Colorado’s U.S. Northern Command is continuing to help evacuate people from New Orleans in preparation for Hurricane Gustav.
Northcom and the U.S. Transportation Command have contracted airplanes to evacuate up to 16,000 people from the city.
The airlift started Saturday with the evacuation of about 3,000 people. Northcom spokesman Lt. Cmdr. Gary Ross said those operations were continuing Sunday, with more residents being flown to Nashville, Tenn., San Antonio, Louisville, Ky. and Fort Smith, Ark.
Northcom oversees the military’s homeland defense and supports civilian authorities. It’s headquartered at Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado Springs.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
That’s my cue, kids. A job is a job. I’ll be off tomorrow anyway but I’ll be by the phone waiting to see what my job is gonna have me do.
If you’ve got a deity - pray for the people of New Orleans and Louisiana. I really hope they won’t need it.
I’ll let you know if stuff changes. TTFN.
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Alright, I have no idea who she is. According to Wiki she’s “a Dutch glamour model and aspiring singer”. Well she does have a nice set of lungs.
She also apparently had an affair with David Beckham (some soccer dude) and screwed around and sorta married Jenny Shimizu (who was Angelina Jolie’s boxlunch for a time).
Translation - she’s a megahoe. That’s a good thing! 
Anyway, we’ve got some near-life size pics of her… (These are BIG!)
 
     
And the REAL reason for this post - nudity! These from a topless beach. Like I said nice lungs (after the jump)…
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For those 2 or 3 who read this blog, you know I’ve been out for quite some time, since then - quite has happened in the world at large…
…I…can’t…think of anything right now, but I’m sure you can Google something. Anyway…
I’ve decided to put up some stuff on specific people rather than try to right 14 different articles for one person on all the crap they’ve done. Also, I’m just concentrating on the last month; just so I can keep my sanity. Cool? Good.
So, first off we have Eva Longoria-Parker. Why start with her? Well, you gotta start somewhere right?
Well, some pics of her WAAY back in January (I think). Not a bad set of legs … for a fake midget (hereby dubbed “fidget”).
        
Apparently she’s also still(?) a spokesmodel for Bebe Kids Sport. She doesn’t look bad in these
       
Somehow the ‘big’ scandal recently was that she was a model(!) - not even a nude one. My dear, I’m getting the vapors!
     
So instead, let’s enjoy the fact that she’s got dark nipples (which will turn into burnt pepperoni slices once she has a kid).
   
Finally, some promo pics for her upcoming season of Desperate Housewives where she apparently is now a frumpy MILF or ELF or something.
  
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Ah, Gisele Bundchen. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
Doggie, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, … you get the idea.
Anyway, here’s a photoshoot from “V” magazine. I’m not sure, but I don’t think this is a spinoff of that movie “V for Vendetta”. On the other hand, if Gisele’s in I’d watch the sequel! 
By the way, somehow I don’t see these … ahem … “clothes” making to Wal-Mart. Just a guess. Plus, the nose ring really doesn’t do anything for me. But she can put a ring anywhere she wants!
While I’m on the subject of nose rings… seriously, what’s the deal? A tongue stud I can understand, but when was the last time anyone had sex in their nostril?
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On second thought, let me just forget I asked that question.
     
    
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Um …. no.
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I’d do her though. There, I said it.
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Elsa Benitez likes to sunbathe. In the nude. I mean like without a single stitch on. Apparently, someone else is aware of this also and snapped away. While I concede she still has a nice shape, these pics are far less hot than one would hope. Of course, I’ll never turn down an opportunity to see someone (remotely) famous’ cha-cha
Uh that is the cha-cha of someone famous … as opposed to seeing a famous cha-cha. Whatever.
For those who don’t know she’s some Latina supermodel. Yeah, I know - AND? Sorry, that’s all I got.
The pics after the jump…
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Posted by: Chaoz in My Bad, Celeb Offspring
This is one weird news item from ContactMusic:
KATE HUDSON is at the sharp end of a bizarre new lawsuit - bosses of a haircare company have accused her of stealing their volcano ash.
220 Labs bosses claim the actress stole their idea for a secret volcano ash hair product.
In a lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles on Friday and obtained by TMZ.com, the plaintiffs claim Hudson took a sample they gave her and created her own line of products, which she even promoted on U.S. cable shopping channel HSN.
Lawyers for 220 Labs are demanding unspecified damages.
First of all, “220 Labs”? What kinda name is that? I mean I know what 420 means; but 220? Anyway…
Next “secret volcano ash”? Wow, I can just see Kate Hudson going to Mount Poopoocaca in the dark of night secretly scooping up this “conditioner of the gods”. The woman can barely act, much less be Machiavellian enough to outfox a lab(rador retriever).
Finally, when you’re doing promos on HSN; girl, its time to pose in Playboy Penthouse Hustler Celebrity Skin, collect that last decent check and then spend the rest of your life performing dinner theatre. Seriously.
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