CelebrityFIST!

This is one weird news item from ContactMusic:

KATE HUDSON is at the sharp end of a bizarre new lawsuit - bosses of a haircare company have accused her of stealing their volcano ash.

220 Labs bosses claim the actress stole their idea for a secret volcano ash hair product.
In a lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles on Friday and obtained by TMZ.com, the plaintiffs claim Hudson took a sample they gave her and created her own line of products, which she even promoted on U.S. cable shopping channel HSN.
Lawyers for 220 Labs are demanding unspecified damages.
First of all, “220 Labs”?  What kinda name is that?  I mean I know what 420 means; but 220?  Anyway…

Next “secret volcano ash”?  Wow, I can just see Kate Hudson going to Mount Poopoocaca in the dark of night secretly scooping up this “conditioner of the gods”.  The woman can barely act, much less be Machiavellian enough to outfox a lab(rador retriever).

Finally, when you’re doing promos on HSN; girl, its time to pose in Playboy Penthouse Hustler Celebrity Skin, collect that last decent check and then spend the rest of your life performing dinner theatre.  Seriously.

Yeah, I still wanna fuck Lindsay.  I don’t care she’s a ho’.  I really don’t care she’s got 22,343 STDs (at last count).  I see boobies and I know she’s 22 and - well, I’m a guy.  Whaddaya want me to do!?  I’m a slave to my dick.

Oh yeah, and she knows where her talent(s) lie.  Otherwise why go out in a nearly see thru shirt?  I have a feeling that if she could, she’d just walk down the street nude.  Though that would make no sense, since she actually seems to prefer showing her shit for free but not in a movie for cash.  Hmmm, definition of a true slut!

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Just another to love fuck her more. 

Never let it be said I didn’t do anything for anyone. Granted these pics of the delicious Keira Knightley are old (well about a year); but seriously you can’t really get enough of her can you, guys? (Yeah, especially you LD!)

Bonus: Keira leaving Scott’s Restaurant in London; August ‘08.

From the “Hoes Is Us” Collection.  Now at Sears.

Ok, so this is what happened…

I got busy.

Sorry, but that’s all I’ve got.  But I’m BAAAAACK! 

Well, actually just testing the waters again.  We’ll see how this goes…

So, who shall grace us with her visage?  Well, no face today but everyone is SWEARING that this is Hillary Duff modeling the latest in “Lollipop Hooker” chic.  Nice ass, granted.  And I do like the easy to reach bra clasp.  Plus, if you’re on the go - you can still do the breast cupping from the back.

Obviously, Miss Duh Duff is 5 years ahead of the curve.  Which is about how long it’ll take the Duffster here to burn out and pose in Playboy.  Max.