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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Archive for August 30th, 2008

Obligatory redhead - model Judith Bedard. Yummy!

Loaded Magazine’s sneak peek at the HollyOaks 2009 Calendar (it’s a tv show in Britain, I think - who cares? They have BOOBS!)
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Pixie Alizee, oh the things I would love to do to her… on her… in her…

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Boobilicious Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine (May 2008)

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For those 2 or 3 who read this blog, you know I’ve been out for quite some time, since then - quite has happened in the world at large…

…I…can’t…think of anything right now, but I’m sure you can Google something. Anyway…

I’ve decided to put up some stuff on specific people rather than try to right 14 different articles for one person on all the crap they’ve done. Also, I’m just concentrating on the last month; just so I can keep my sanity. Cool? Good.

So, first off we have Eva Longoria-Parker. Why start with her? Well, you gotta start somewhere right?

Well, some pics of her WAAY back in January (I think). Not a bad set of legs … for a fake midget (hereby dubbed “fidget”).

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Apparently she’s also still(?) a spokesmodel for Bebe Kids Sport.  She doesn’t look bad in these
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Somehow the ‘big’ scandal recently was that she was a model(!) - not even a nude one.  My dear, I’m getting the vapors!

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So instead, let’s enjoy the fact that she’s got dark nipples (which will turn into burnt pepperoni slices once she has a kid).

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Finally, some promo pics for her upcoming season of Desperate Housewives where she apparently is now a frumpy MILF or ELF or something.

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Nose sex!

Ah, Gisele Bundchen. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

Doggie, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, … you get the idea.

Anyway, here’s a photoshoot from “V” magazine. I’m not sure, but I don’t think this is a spinoff of that movie “V for Vendetta”. On the other hand, if Gisele’s in I’d watch the sequel! :P

By the way, somehow I don’t see these … ahem … “clothes” making to Wal-Mart. Just a guess. Plus, the nose ring really doesn’t do anything for me. But she can put a ring anywhere she wants!

While I’m on the subject of nose rings… seriously, what’s the deal? A tongue stud I can understand, but when was the last time anyone had sex in their nostril?

On second thought, let me just forget I asked that question.


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