CelebrityFIST!

Procured from HollywoodTuna,  this lovely instructional video shows the proper method to pole dance.  This is to be seen because she’s - well, she’s pretty fucking good at it!

Unfortunately, the strippers I know don’t know how to do this type of pole dancing.

Fortunately, those strippers DO know how do the OTHER type of “pole” dancing! 

which may explain that itch I’ve had the last few months. 

Well, my work schedule is starting to resemble order but I’m still pooped.  It’ll be another week before everything starts getting closer to normal.

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Got a bunch of old pics (old as in last year) so sorry if you’ve seen these before but hey we live in a recycling society, right?

Nikkala Stott doing her Angelina Jolie impersonation

Keeley Hazell let her twins out for some sun - delicious!

Katie Downes in Maxim UK

Dita Von Teese in silver

Sorry - usually more chatty but debating what to do with the image situation.  Gonna get Xan, be back later.

Ok I officially have NO idea what’s going on.  UMP is up again and all the pictures are back.

Of course, this is AFTER I decide to use ImageBam as the new pic host and I was just about to post some pics when I noticed all of the were back.

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I’m trying to sort my feelings out on this … so while I do that heres a couple of test pics from ImageBam.  Let me know how this compares with UMP.  Thanks. 

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…my picture host goes bye bye (UpMyPhoto).  Well, you get what you pay for right (it was free).

*sigh*

Okay, well, I need to find another one PLUS see what pics I can salvage (if any) for the previous posts.

I’ll probably post something up before the end of the day but stuff like this makes me very pissy.

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Alright enough chat :cracks knuckles: lets do this…

Future Freddie?  Or Past Tense?

Okay, I’ll be the first to fuckin’ admit I don’t live ANYWHERE near Hollywood.  In fact, ChaozCentral originates in South Texas.  SO, if you’re expecting TMZ type news; go to …. uh, TMZ.Anyhoo, its not often I have news that actually originates from here so I might as well post it while I can…

Crowds of “Watchmen” fans of all ages piled into S.A.’s Atomic Comics today to meet the man who played Rorschach, Jackie Earle Haley, and get his autograph on everything from the graphic novel to his action figure.

“I just geek on this,” said a smiling and very accommodating Haley of the love he was getting from his hometown fans. Before the event officially began, around 100 people were standing in line for their Haley fix.

But will Haley, who hit a homerun with his portrayal of hooded psychopath Rorschach, soon be playing another frightening icon, as in Freddy Krueger?

He’s already said he’s talked with the guys making the planned big-screen remake of “Nightmare on Elm Street.”

He’s “exchanged words with the guys” behind the movie.

When I caught up with Haley on Wednesday, he had this to say:  “People keep asking about the Freddy thing.  Not sure if I’m interested … but I’m curious about it.” (SA Express News print)

In a way, I really hope he doesn’t do Freddy.  He’s quite a good actor who I don’t wanna see ‘typecasted’ into the Freddie role; especially after his nomination for “Little Children”.  Though I know he’s trying to ‘make the most’ of his new moment.  Second chances don’t come often … especially in Hollywood.All I can say is, the best of luck to him and I hope that whatever decision he makes is the best for him. 

10.  The bar near your house is STILL holding your car keys.
9.  You use MySpace to find ‘virtual’ drinking buddies
8.  Your conscience is saying ‘Let’s go get drunk!’
7.  You can’t find the car keys you left next to you.
6.  You don’t use a “designated driver” because you play in the National League

5.  You’ve been told you sing GOOD during karaoke nights.
4.  Two six-packs is your idea of ‘doing the twins’.
3.  Your pets start speaking in complete sentences.
2.  You think mixing tequila with NyQuil is a good idea.
1.  You start making Top 10 Lists to not leave the house!