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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Friday, March 27th, 2009
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Okay, I’ll be the first to fuckin’ admit I don’t live ANYWHERE near Hollywood. In fact, ChaozCentral originates in South Texas. SO, if you’re expecting TMZ type news; go to …. uh, TMZ.Anyhoo, its not often I have news that actually originates from here so I might as well post it while I can…
Crowds of “Watchmen” fans of all ages piled into S.A.’s Atomic Comics today to meet the man who played Rorschach, Jackie Earle Haley, and get his autograph on everything from the graphic novel to his action figure.
“I just geek on this,” said a smiling and very accommodating Haley of the love he was getting from his hometown fans. Before the event officially began, around 100 people were standing in line for their Haley fix.
But will Haley, who hit a homerun with his portrayal of hooded psychopath Rorschach, soon be playing another frightening icon, as in Freddy Krueger?
He’s already said he’s talked with the guys making the planned big-screen remake of “Nightmare on Elm Street.”
He’s “exchanged words with the guys” behind the movie.
When I caught up with Haley on Wednesday, he had this to say: “People keep asking about the Freddy thing. Not sure if I’m interested … but I’m curious about it.” (SA Express News print)
In a way, I really hope he doesn’t do Freddy. He’s quite a good actor who I don’t wanna see ‘typecasted’ into the Freddie role; especially after his nomination for “Little Children”. Though I know he’s trying to ‘make the most’ of his new moment. Second chances don’t come often … especially in Hollywood.All I can say is, the best of luck to him and I hope that whatever decision he makes is the best for him.
10. The bar near your house is STILL holding your car keys.
9. You use MySpace to find ‘virtual’ drinking buddies
8. Your conscience is saying ‘Let’s go get drunk!’
7. You can’t find the car keys you left next to you.
6. You don’t use a “designated driver” because you play in the National League
5. You’ve been told you sing GOOD during karaoke nights.
4. Two six-packs is your idea of ‘doing the twins’.
3. Your pets start speaking in complete sentences.
2. You think mixing tequila with NyQuil is a good idea.
1. You start making Top 10 Lists to not leave the house!
In your room
Where time stands still
Or moves at your will
Will you let the morning come soon
Or will you leave me lying here?
In your favourite darkness…
Your favourite half-light…
Your favourite consciousness…
Your favourite slave…
In your room
Where souls disappear
Only you exist here.
Will you lead me to your armchair,
Or leave me lying here?
Your favourite innocence…
Your favourite prize…
Your favourite smile…
Your favourite slave…I’m hanging on your words
Living on your breath
Feeling with your skin
Will I always be here? (x2)
In your room
Your burning eyes
Cause flames to arise
Will you let the fire die down soon
Or will I always be here?
Your favourite passion…
Your favourite game…
Your favourite mirror…
Your favourite slave…
I’m hanging on your words
Living on your breath
Feeling with your skin
Will I always be here?
Blech. It was mainly about how Details Magazine sucks because they put Jennifer Aniston as the sexiest woman. WTF? A psycho elected sexiest woman? What next? A dumbfuck elected to the White House? (I’m nice - I’ll let you choose who I’m talking about)
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Anyway, the post ‘degraded’ to a bunch of pics of Gisele Bundchen. THAT we still have…. (more…)
RARE - picture of Paris NOT wanting her picture taken
*erp* Ok, remember how I once said I’d do Paris Hilton? Well, I still would but *ugh* I would want to *urp* have *oh god* children with her *ack* like this guy.
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises(!!!) one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.” (INTouch)
“mini-Parises”????
BLAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Seriously, I have limits. “2 Girls, 1 Cup”? Nothing. Bestiality? Pish posh. Baby Parises?? FU!!!!
I try to look at it this way - he is SO obvious about the money. “Paris, lets make babies” is another way of saying “Paris, let me take half.” I almost want to side with her by default. It’s like asking to clone Hitler - fine, but WHY that person? There’s always another reason.
Well the pictures of Brooke Hogan made the rounds on the Internet last week (which I basically ignored since I was knee deep IRL shit). Fortunately, (sugar) daddy Hulk Hogan made it possible to keeps those photos relevant by talking about his … support … for her career.
“I try to make it to as many of Brooke’s performances as possible. I support her and everything that she does. I’d watch my daughter perform no matter what she does.” (Life & Style via Celebslam)
Umm, ooooo-kay.
Of course, my first response would be “fine, I’ll pay her a $1000 to give me a blowjob while you watch”. Two problems with this:
He might take me up on it.
He might enjoy it MORE than I do.
Granted, Brooke’s mouth ain’t worth a grand (unless I get video rights), but even then I’m afraid daddy Hulk will start giving her pointers mid-fellatio (”Now remember sweetie to suck hard on the head … like that time I told you afterschool.“)
I laugh now that Miley Cyrus was bitching that everyone though there was something improper about her and her dad’s relationship. I don’t recall Billy Ray Cyrus rubbing suntan oil on Miley’s ass (though I might pay to see that).
You know you’re going to have a bad day at work when normally you open up business with 5 people … and only two show up.
…And one of the is YOU.
I’m going to drink 3-4 beers so I can calm down to ‘pissed off’. In the meantime, here’s Petra Verkaik. And yeah I won’t lie, it’s all about the boobs with this one. Ever since she was Playmate of the Month all I wanted do was get inbetween that pair. (more…)
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