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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Archive for May 31st, 2009

May 31 2009

YouTube Raid - Now Serving Penis

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Hot Penis Action, That's Different!

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This is Zain Verjee - and it sounds like she needs to get laid.  Badly.  Now mind you she is of Indian descent so it is possible that her accent is making her stumble, but as she’s actually Canadian; I have a feeling this is a freudian slip of sorts.

The worst part is that she doesn’t say “penis” once.  She says it twice.  Enjoy!


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May 31 2009

Adam Lambert Is Gay? NAWWWWWWW.

Posted by: Chaoz in In Denial, Music

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One’s of these pictures is Jo Ann Worley - betchya can’t tell which one.

Its bad enough when a star “valiantly” comes out of the closet (to much boredom); but when people are trying to out someone who was never ‘in’ in the first place?  BORING.  Case in point:  Adam Lambert.  Dude finished second in American Idol which can only mean he’s gonna have a better career than the winner (who was it again?).  Anyway, Kara DioGuardi (who’s the newest lame judge) decided make sure everyone knew Adam was gay anyway.

“I don’t think that Adam was ever in [the closet],” she says in a taped interview airing Friday on ABC’s The View. “I think he was always openly out.”
Walters then asked again if Lambert — who has never publicly said he’s gay — “was always openly out.”
“I think he was,” DioGuardi replies. “I mean, from what I’ve seen … I do. I never thought he wasn’t.”
Asked by Barbara Walters whether Lambert’s perceived sexuality may have influenced Idol voters, DioGuardi says, “Well, first of all, I hope not … because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both [Lambert and winner Kris Allen] had that. (USMagazine)

So maybe he lost because he’s gay.  Well - DUH!  Most of the people who watch these shows are either teenieboppers who get wet for just about anyone, old folks with nothing else better to do, or idiots who are so vacuous that they’d vote on Best American Chimp show.

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