CelebrityFIST!

Well this would normally be about Kate Moss and her latest antics.  But she hasn’t done shit.

Her nipples on the other hand (more…)

SOOOOOOO NOT a picture from my vacation… 

(Wait a minute?  Those sites have great traffic!!)

I take back what I said.    Here’s a nice fresh serving, bon appetit! (more…)

Sadly, she was disappointed that the white frosting was JUST frosting…

Okay, so she’s looked better.  … And healthier … more life-like… than now.  The great thing is that despite all this death, destruction, famine, and pestilence; it’s Lindsay Lohan’s birthday! (more…)

Ok, said I wouldn’t post another Megan Fox post until she was sucking my dick.  Well, I’m still holding out (sorta); so lets call this a David Letterman post. 

What, you want pictures of Fox licking her lips, you loser?  Go here.

Point is that she’s hot but she went on David Letterman the other day and suffice to say she sounds like the scared little twat she is.  In a way it sounds like she’s being interviewed by her dad (which if that’s the case, then she’s a GREAT lay because those with daddy issues always are good fucks).

…

…

What?  It’s true.  Fuck you.

Anyway, she actually sounds sexier here because she sounds kinda dumb and not really all that smart.  Not even a Angelina Jolie Lite but more like a Angelique Pettyjohn lite. 

King of Pop meets the Queen of Herp
As well all know, Michael Jackson has gone to that big kindergarten in the sky (yes, going to hell, etc).  And there have been many tributes paid to him (rightfully so).  But NONE so heartfelt as Paris Hilton’s.  Why?  Well, she allows us to see pictures from when Jackson was still alive and Z-O-M-G-!  She knew him then!!!!

Posted on her herpes-infested Twitter page:

I’m feeling faint, someone help me!

FORECAST:  Hot.  With moments of extreme hotness.

How hot?  Take one naked Megan Fox, put her on all fours, shove a baseball bat up her ass, hang the “Stars & Stripes” off the bat.  Plant Roman candles all around her.  Have them go off while the Boston Philharmonic plays the the last part of the 1812 Overture (cannons included).

…

Still NOT hot enough, okay.  Right now the temp is fucking 102 at 5:40PM!!  I’m drunk (what else is there to do?).

::rolls off the bed laughing::

I always stumble across shit when in my “train of thought” mode.  Take this for example - a mash up of “Intergalactic” and “Stronger”.  The video has some Kanye West for no particular reason, but the sound is crisp.  Hope you like it, I know I did.

I hate these new breed of actors.  Basically they are interchangeable to me.  It’s like someone poured water on Keanu Reeves and he started reproducing (he is a mogwai, you know).

Which brings me to Shia LaBeouf.  I ain’t seen either Transformer movie (not am I inclined to really), but I’m guessing he’s in the flick otherwise he would be promoting it.  But never mind that.  This guy has a chick ask outside the building if he can come out there and see him and he actually has her come INSIDE with him.  He then spends some time chatting her up saying he likes “all kinds of girls”.  Presumably, he then takes her back to the green room and they fuck like rabbits.

At least that what I would do.  So for this little stunt, I’ll give Shia props because he basically does what any guy would do with a ‘big’ movie career.  He’d fucked any lady who’s willing (and the line is probably 1/2 mile long for him).

Lucky asshole.

Oh, and even if he didn’t fuck her you know they had to steam clean the chair the chick was sitting in because her juices were probably working overtime while she was talking to him.  Elizabeth Viera was probably thinking, “DAMN!  Who ordered the fish dinner!?”