CelebrityFIST!

Ok, said I wouldn’t post another Megan Fox post until she was sucking my dick.  Well, I’m still holding out (sorta); so lets call this a David Letterman post. 

What, you want pictures of Fox licking her lips, you loser?  Go here.

Point is that she’s hot but she went on David Letterman the other day and suffice to say she sounds like the scared little twat she is.  In a way it sounds like she’s being interviewed by her dad (which if that’s the case, then she’s a GREAT lay because those with daddy issues always are good fucks).

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What?  It’s true.  Fuck you.

Anyway, she actually sounds sexier here because she sounds kinda dumb and not really all that smart.  Not even a Angelina Jolie Lite but more like a Angelique Pettyjohn lite. 

King of Pop meets the Queen of Herp
As well all know, Michael Jackson has gone to that big kindergarten in the sky (yes, going to hell, etc).  And there have been many tributes paid to him (rightfully so).  But NONE so heartfelt as Paris Hilton’s.  Why?  Well, she allows us to see pictures from when Jackson was still alive and Z-O-M-G-!  She knew him then!!!!

Posted on her herpes-infested Twitter page:

I’m feeling faint, someone help me!

FORECAST:  Hot.  With moments of extreme hotness.

How hot?  Take one naked Megan Fox, put her on all fours, shove a baseball bat up her ass, hang the “Stars & Stripes” off the bat.  Plant Roman candles all around her.  Have them go off while the Boston Philharmonic plays the the last part of the 1812 Overture (cannons included).

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Still NOT hot enough, okay.  Right now the temp is fucking 102 at 5:40PM!!  I’m drunk (what else is there to do?).

::rolls off the bed laughing::

I always stumble across shit when in my “train of thought” mode.  Take this for example - a mash up of “Intergalactic” and “Stronger”.  The video has some Kanye West for no particular reason, but the sound is crisp.  Hope you like it, I know I did.