CelebrityFIST!

Okay, so the Lordi video above doesn’t fit the post.  It was either that or Benny Benassi (which just sounds icky for this post).

First, yeah I wasn’t gonna post shit about Michael Jackson but his life’s more convoluted now than when he was alive (perfect irony there).  Namely, with his kids…

Well, not HIS kids, technically.  See, he’s got three kids:  1) Michael Jr, 2) Paris, 3) Prince Michael II.

Michael is apparently the father of NONE of them.

Debbie Rowe (who Michael was married to) who gave birth to Michael Jr & Paris is apparently the biological mother to NONE of them either.  See, it turns out (as suppositioned) that she was merely a surrogate for the kids.  However, it was assumed her eggs were used, but now that may not be the case.    This explains why she doesn’t want custody of the kids, technically she was just the “oven”.

Don’t worry, it gets better…

Prince Michael II, apparently was brought to term by a surrogate who didn’t even know that the receiving parent was gonna be Michael Jackson!!

SO-

Who’s the daddy?  (Fuck, who’s the MOMMY!?)

Well, fingers are pointing towards one Dr. Arnold Klein - who was Michael Jackson’s dermatologist (great job, BTW ) AND the former employer of Debbie Rowe.

Meanwhile Rowe’s lawyer is continuing to say that Debbie IS the biological mother (which of course means she has a stake in the Jackson ‘fortune’ - whatever’s left of it), Dr. Klein is MIA, and we don’t even have CLUE who was Prince’s surrogate mom (or the sperm donor).

In case you’re wondering, I’m not posting pics of the kids because lets face it; they’re fucked to high heaven already - why damage them more?

(complied from too many fucking sources but include: TMZ.com, CBS.com, ContactMusic, RadarOnline, and USWeekly)  Hey, I actually read all this shit - now I’ve got a headache…

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