CelebrityFIST!

No really.  WTF?  It’s like Death hit the motherfucking lottery. (more…)

BlindGossip basically tore a large (if obvious) hole into the whole Jon & Kate Gosselin disaster.  For those with lives, TLC (ironically “The Learning Channel”) has this couple who has 8 kids and the “ins & outs” of handling a large family.  In reality, its the possibly the worst example of “reality television” - at least til someone has a series about dying on live TV (I give it 5 years tops).  The kids alone will need therapy approaching $1 million (like a child actor but NOT acting ). (more…)

From UsWeekly:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split, reps for both stars tell Usmagazine.com.

“They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,” Minnillo’s rep tells Us.  Adds a source: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends.”  Says another, “They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”

Okay! Okay!  Line forms BEHIND me!  No pushing! No pushing!

She’d give “stimulus package” a whole new meaning…

Okay, it’s 8:23PM and I’m drunk.  It’s my last day of my vacation and I … “slipped up” with one of my FBs earlier today (think about it and you can guess what happened).  So - I’m bitchy and irritable.  In other words, ready for work!!

Well, lets see who’s having a better day than me.  Angelina Jolie. Then again she has a better day than 99.999…% of the planet, right.   Seems she is tired of the Hollywood “grind” and needs something more challenging.  A friend of her said:

“Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington. She is passionate about people’s rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position.

“I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president in the next 20 years. When Ange sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it. She’s very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I’m sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world.” (UK Daily Express)

So a woman with a pretty face and no political experience wants to be president?  … Oh wait, that’s Sarah Palin.

So an ambitious woman with a potential adulterous husband wants to be president? … Oh wait, that’s Hilary Clinton.

… Well, I say fuck it, why not.  If nothing else she’ll be the first president we can actually masturbate to.

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I bet the Founding Fathers never saw that ‘coming’!  I kill me!

As a bonus here’s some pics of Angelina from her George Holz photoshoot (a classic).  Enjoy!

Okay, I’m drunk first of all; so this summary will be sketchy at best (but aren’t all summaries?).  Plus, any post about (name deleted) is worth at least a beer or two before writing (much less reading).  So… (more…)

She’s hot but something’s NOT missing…

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