CelebrityFIST!

Yes, we KNOW you’re eyes are “up there”.
This is Ashley Greene.  Yeah, I have no fuckin’ idea who she is either.  Apparently, she was in the movie Twilight.  Now to be fair I haven’t seen it but I hear its a “teenage romantic vampire movie”. (more…)

Girl … you’ll be a whore woman soon…
Let me introduce you to Taylor Momsen - she’s ’stars’ on Gossip Girl (which is pissant show but has a lot of hot chicks in it so it gets a past).  Anyway, Taylor turned 16 on Sunday.

No, really.

Seriously, quit laughing.  REALLY.  Check it out.

There’s not much to say here but that:  1) Sweet Jesus Christ she looks like complete shit, 2) I wouldn’t do her even if it was legal (Jupiter only knows what bacteria her cesspool contains, & 3) THIS is why I don’t want kids.

I’m sorry if I ever had a kid and she went out like this - well, I’m doing what bees do - lock’em up in the room with wax.  Leave a small hole to shove food thru and wait till she turns 18 and matures (hopefully).

Sorry I’ve been MIA for another couple of days.  The video should give you an idea as to what’s going on at work.  Me?  I’m actually trying to stay neutral.  Whether THAT is gonna work?  Eh, at this point its all out of my hands anyway.  Here’s another video that describes what has happened.  Enjoy.

I love watermelon. (more…)

This only works in porn, bitch.

No really.  Just let me find those pliers and I’ll make sure she doesn’t have ANYMORE problems keeping that fucking tongue in her mouth - cuz she won’t have any! 

I mean seriously, this is what celebrity and fame come down to?  Sticking your tongue out at whatevers out there?

… oh right, casting directors.  Forgot.  Never mind.

Eh, here’s some pics of her the San Diego Comic Con (aka “Mecca for Geeks”).  Never been to it myself, BUT I tend to have a life so I don’t go to things like this.

Ever have one of those days when a song just WON’T leave your head?  But instead of it being an annoying fucking song from Hell, its a kickass song that just kinda lets you get through the day without pulling a bullet in someone? (more…)

Okay, really UFO is enough for this post but I feel if I don’t post some pics or something I’m … ‘failing’ my ‘duty’ as a ‘blogger’ on the ‘Internet’.

Yeah, I’m bullshit here’s some pics anyway.  They’re not nude but dammit she looks hot like this.  *grumble grumble* (which I had nudes) (more…)

Fuck it were rocking and relaxing today.  Got a problem with that?

However.  I am nothing if not a generous diety blogger.  If GFR doesn’t do it for you here’s Vanessa from 1ByDay in a set simply entitled “Set 6505″ (at least its perfunctory) (more…)