CelebrityFIST!

Girl … you’ll be a whore woman soon…
Let me introduce you to Taylor Momsen - she’s ’stars’ on Gossip Girl (which is pissant show but has a lot of hot chicks in it so it gets a past).  Anyway, Taylor turned 16 on Sunday.

No, really.

Seriously, quit laughing.  REALLY.  Check it out.

There’s not much to say here but that:  1) Sweet Jesus Christ she looks like complete shit, 2) I wouldn’t do her even if it was legal (Jupiter only knows what bacteria her cesspool contains, & 3) THIS is why I don’t want kids.

I’m sorry if I ever had a kid and she went out like this - well, I’m doing what bees do - lock’em up in the room with wax.  Leave a small hole to shove food thru and wait till she turns 18 and matures (hopefully).

Sorry I’ve been MIA for another couple of days.  The video should give you an idea as to what’s going on at work.  Me?  I’m actually trying to stay neutral.  Whether THAT is gonna work?  Eh, at this point its all out of my hands anyway.  Here’s another video that describes what has happened.  Enjoy.