If you like this song you would have LOVED my town back in the 1970’s. Fucking “Capital of Hard Rock” right here baby!!
Fuck, it you want - you can still relive some of that shit right HERE.
Rock on motherfuckers.
Archive for July, 2009Goddamn it! I know I posted this one the ‘mainland’ once (and maybe even here - don’t recall). Anyway, I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE FUCKING BAND! At least til now. So I’ve been racking my brain for this shit. Finally the brain cell gave it up like the valedictorian at a prom. Shit, this poor band doesn’t even have a Wiki entry (assholes). But have a MySpace page at least.
Jul
26
2009
 
Gratuitous Goodies For 07/26/09 (Sunday Chill Ed.)Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous GoodiesWell, got thru the working weekend have only 5 days to go. I feel like Abe Lincoln just before Fort Sumter at work and I want to collectively wring the world’s neck. In other words, just another normal day for Chaoz here. Alright, I’m chillaxing with a beer (or 7). I also have frozen margaritas AND frozen pina coladas as backup. Look I’m off the next (looks at watch) 17 hours. Give me some slack ok? Here’s some tits: Dana DiCillo - PB                      Melisa - DeNude Art (love that smile!)
                       Megan - PrettyNudes - Hangar 69
                          Jenny - Photodromm - ‘The Beach’
                        Wow - 5 posts, amazing what one can do while one’s sober. For which I apologize and hope to be drunk again another time. In the meantime…. (more…)
Jul
25
2009
And, Lo Comic Fans Arose To Smite The Bat-Travesty…Posted by: Chaoz in WTF?, Movies, Miley Cyrus
This closest you’ll get to a 16-year-old tongue, without going to jail. I realize that this ALMOST assuredly won’t happen, but the fact that someone even PLAYED this card is highly disturbing:
I can imagine her jumping around Tom Cruise like on a couch spouting “Holy Bats, Batman!” or “Biff!” “Pow!”. Which would be funny - but that’s probably how Alicia Silverstone got her turn. Actually Silverstone is probably rooting for Miley to get since this may be the only way we can ever forget her “Fatgirl” performance would be with “BatMontana”. Seriously the only ‘bat’ I wanna see Cyrus get near is the ol’ Louisville Slugger. FORE!!! ….I know its a golf phrase, it’s my blog - fuck you…
No, no, no. Not like the other websites. This is CELEBRITYFIST! after all. Nah, the question is:
Granted, Lady Gaga would be the natural choice because she’s obnoxious, faux-British, and … well, she’s wearing a shitload of ‘dead’ Kermits (try explaining THAT to a kid!). BUT - even though Katy Perry is kinda hot, that only lasts till she opens her mouth. She too is also obnoxious and thinks she oh-so-puckish. And I think she sees Strawberry Shortcake was a whore. Plus even Matt Lauer doesn’t give her much respect. That’s the equivalent of K-Fed giving you half a chicken because you look pathetic. So - who shall it be people? There are no winners (save for Mankind).
Jul
25
2009
Note To Megan Fox: “Please Shut The FUCK Up!”Posted by: Chaoz in Bitchy Celebs, Movies, Megan Fox
No Megan, you DON’T rock. Well, Megan Fox is back (not that I really wanted to put her here). (more…)
Jul
25
2009
Kendra Wilkinson Writes A Memoir - “Skank Like Me” Projected TitlePosted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, WTF?
(Insert Kendra Wilkinson & brains joke here) When I think of current celebrities who I’d like to read a memoir about. … … Well frankly, none come to mind. Shit all you gotta do is Google they’re name and a laundry list of the shit they’ve done, people they’ve done, drugs they’ve done, etc. Comes up. That said, the LAST person I’d probably like to read about is Kendra Wilkinson. She was one of the
…sounds like “Charlie’s Angels” doesn’t it? Anyway, Kendra (the skanky one - ok, they’re ALL skanky) is - hell, let People tell you:
“Fish out of water”? Really?? You REALLY want me to go there??? (taps keyboard) Fine! She should know all about fish outta water since her vagina probably smells like a rotting mermaid surrounded by a lot se(a)men! …sounded funnier in rehearsals… Well to make up for that shit (and to realize why she shouldn’t write a damn thing) - here’s the only reason we even care about Kendra Wilkinson…
Jul
25
2009
Michael Jackson Didn’t Take Everything With HimPosted by: Chaoz in Michael Jackson, Medical Bloopers
I could’ve put on a really bad pic of Jacko, but since this one had boobs… Well, my life sucks right now but it could be worse. Could be Michael Jackson. Yeah, I know he’s still dead (what a shock). But the man is still missing something, now what could that be? (more…)
I like Lindsay Lohan. I’d like to fuck Lindsay Lohan. I’d like to do things to Lindsay Lohan that are probably illegal in several countries involving licorice whips, tapioca pudding, and scuba gear (don’t asK). That said, Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe? No way Jose. Lindsay’s not even in the same ballpark. She’s not in the same league. Hell, Lindsay’s probably not even playing the same sport as Marilyn. You fuck Lindsay but “make love” to Marilyn, dig? Anyway, here’s some pics from Vogue Spain apparently touting her as such. Well, then again these twits are the same people who destroyed the Aztec and Incan cultures so go figure. (Yes, I know they’re my ancestors too but this is the Indian side of me talking so fuck off). … … Fuck. Now I need a virgin. You know how hard it is to find those nowadays? Its not like I can dial 1-800-A-VIRGIN you know.
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