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Archive for August, 2009
Not posting much on this one except Lisa-Scott Lee is Welsh, she’s a singer, she’s hot and (unfortunately) she’s married. Other than that, I also wanna jump her while her dude is not looking. … This may explain my lack of social life of late, but I’m not sure.
Aug
26
2009
 
Jon Gosselin Has His Next Biatches Lined UpPosted by: Chaoz in Never-Was, Rant, Out and About
I rarely post anything about Jon or Mary Gosselin (for those who don’t know - lucky you), suffice that this narcissistic divorced reality TV show couple should really do the world a favor and just jump off it. (more…)
Mouth open and preparing to suck - doesn’t get better than that As you can tell from the title, yes I still do. Given an opportunity (which would involve a bottle of Jack Daniels, a couple of joints, and a pickup truck) I’d do her as long as my supply of Viagra held out (or my dick fell off, whichever came first).
Ha-HA! “came”. Anyway, she falls in the class of women who you really REALLY wanna jump but don’t see anything else even remotely attractive. Sure she might know how to party but the second you actually wanna hold a conversation with her, her eyes start glazing over like. And heaven forbid you use a word with more than 3 syllables. This photoshoot she did in London on Saturday doesn’t help her case. Sure, maybe the shoot is supposed to ironic in portraying her as a vacuous blonde, but she seems to pull the look off too well. Granted maybe not at a level of a Heidi Montag or such; but pretty brain-dead nevertheless. She probably responds to lightbeams flying across the wall, too: “catch the light Taylor, catch the light!“ On the other hand, that just makes her sexier to me. Yes, I am a pig.
Ah, who can forget the halcyon days when Carmen Electra started as a singer and Prince protege? No really, it’s true! I actually bought her “Go-Go Dancer” EP when it came out eons ago (it sucked, but she was hot on the cover). Well since then, Carmen’s exposed herself more times than a burlesque dancer and Prince has had 42 names changes. I guess it little surprise that she’s starting to get a little paunchy. Maybe it’s too much of that melon she’s eating. Or semen. Either way. Where here she is in Greece (the country, not the cooking kind) basting in the sun and not a airbrush to be found. However, it seems like she knows she’s being photographed since she strikes an extended leg pose for no apparent reason. Ah, such modesty…         
Epiphanies are strange things. You never really expect them and when you receive them you can’t help but wonder why it took so long to get them. Take earlier today. I had a doozy. I had dinner with a friend of mine who is supposedly doing well but all that person wanted to hear was my problems. Yet at the end, offered neither advice nor consolation. The person simply wanted to be voyeur in my current difficulties. Earlier today I realized that I was the equivalent of a Jerry Springer show - I was performing so that other person could feel better about their own shit. … … I don’t like that. So without further ado, what is the song of the day? (more…)
Aug
25
2009
Jennifer Aniston ALMOST Gives Us A Reason To CarePosted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, Movies, Pussies At Work
Remind me to go to Arby’s tomorrow. How do I say this nicely? … Jennifer Aniston is the girl in college who fucked everyone on God’s green earth so she could be popular then wondered why she none of the guys stuck around. (more…)
She reminds us where her talent lies… I think its well known by now that I can’t stand Katy Perry. The only way I could stand her if she was on her knees sucking “Mr. Winky”. Even then, after I was done I haul my ass away from her so I would have to hear her talk. Really. (more…)
Aug
24
2009
Sophia Bush Don’t Need No STEENKING Pants!Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Out and About
Now looking at Sophia Bush’s resume she’s an apparent C-lister actress (and “spokesperson” according to Wiki?). Apparently, one thing missing from that resume is she has really nice looking legs and doesn’t own a pair of pants. (more…)
Aug
22
2009
ANFNR: Delirium (f. Sarah McLachlan) - “This Silence”Posted by: Chaoz in Song Of The DaySo… Work is bearing down on me (though off this weekend, thank Vishnu). I was in the process of posting something last nite when a nasty rainstorm came rolling thru. Normally, I like that (since we’re in drought mode here) - until I my bedroom ceiling started dripping water. That only lasted for about an hour but obviously needs to be fixed. Not to be outdone, the electricity went off shortly thereafter and didn’t come back on til 7 this morning (about 4 1/2 hours). Now one would think that for a large metropolitan city that I live in it would have come back on pretty readily. Nope. And I learned something very interesting: Its one thing to have no air-conditioning; its a totally DIFFERENT story not to have any air CIRCULATION. Anyway, I’m on my 3rd beer for today (to go with the 6 yesterday) and I was trying to figure which song to go with. Decided a different take. Loved this song when it first came out and reminds me of the times when I was a party person. Ah, “good ol’ days”. where did I make the wrong turn? Oh yeah, financial self-destruction and then the DWI - right
Meet Anne-Krystel Goyer. Redhead, big tits. You do the math as another week gets shot straight to hell. Where’s the bar? Oh yeah, enjoy… |
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