Well this is how the Chaoz eats - in case you were ever curious.
It has all four food groups: beef, chicken, butter, and potatoes!
mmmm-MMMM!
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Archive for October 1st, 2009
Oct
01
2009
 
The Teenage Pregnancy Rate Just Jumped 6.9%Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, Celebutards, Miley Cyrus
I never thought I’d say this but - I think I liked it better when Miley Cyrus was that stupid Hannah Montana on tour and not this jailbait ho. Shit I don’t want my kids to see her like this … and I don’t even have kids! (old man voice) Back in my day, sonny; we used to know our whores were at least legal - AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY! (spits into spitoon). Well, here are more pics and - if you enjoy them - uh, I don’t wanna know m’kay? Ok.
 She’s just fat.
      
NOTE - We now return to your snarking enjoyment You gotta love the Net. You find the weirdest shit sometimes. Take for example these alleged pictures of Eva Longoria from Citizen K Magazine; which is apparently Russian. I say ‘alleged’ because they don’t thing one like her but are indeed her. While I’m guessing she’s trying to channel Louise Brooks she looks more cartoony than anything else. Of course, maybe its supposed to be Franklin Roosevelt (judging from the last pic).
Every once in awhile I remember who I used to be. Before the cynicism. Before the heartbreaks. Before the crap that real life unloaded. This song brought that back. It’s a goofy song, no doubt. But I remember catching fireflies with my dad in a jar. Watch them for a little while then letting them go. Or catching grasshoppers, putting in blades of grass, keeping them for a couple of days, then letting them go when they started to turn brown. … I don’t see fireflies in my neighborhood. But if I close my eyes; I can see them still. Gotta thank my dad later… |
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