CelebrityFIST!

No really, Chris Brown beat the shit outta Rihanna a while back, now she wears these weird ass clothes and now the cover art’s been released for her upcoming single.  She topless and wrapped in barbed wire.

Let me say that again so it sinks in:  Topless.  Wrapped in barbed wire.  Barbed.  Wire.

Now I am - by nature - a bit of a freak.  Like having sex in a bar - while we engaged in a conversation with our waitress joking about how we looked like we were having sex in front of her.  That’s sorta thing.

But I draw the line on shit that draws blood (aside from the occasional bite and scratch marks).  Granted its Photoshopped and all that but still I can’t help but wonder just how scrambled her brain got while Brown was beating the crap outta her.

And that title: “Russian Roulette“??  Really?  Its like she might be on a kamikaze run or something.

Anyone know the odds for her in the deathpool?
Plus, from personal experience, women who have gotten beaten up generally have more issues than a newsstand.  Great lays; but LOTS of issues.

Okay, I conceded once before that Amber Rose (Kanye West’s on-again, off-again) looked hot.  Mind you she was wearing jeans that may as well been sprayed on and stilletos that defied gravity.  Of course, she’s made that common misconception that just because she looked sexy in something; she looks sexy in ANYTHING (I call it “Megan Fox syndrome, type II“)

So she shows up at Elle Women in Hollywood Tribute.  Ick.  Maybe its the dress, maybe its the fact that her tattoo is showing.

Or maybe its the simple fact she bald as hell and the lights are reflecting off her head like a goddamn cueball.

She reminds of a Barbie doll my sister had.  Beat up and worn out, my sister pulled out all of its hair to see how it was stuck on there.

No punchline needed.

Sorry for the short posting today.  Got outta work but then got called right back so I could open the department to let some construction guys in.  Bitched out some people and then just got home.  Its a freakin’ hour round-trip.  Ugh.

Okay - here’s some eye candy.  Enjoy!! (more…)