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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Saturday, October 24th, 2009
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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I was just gonna bypass these pics but I’ll concede something about her just screams “blowjob in the backseat”. Surprisingly she’s 31. By that I mean she doesn’t look 31. I’ve seen 31 - it looks pretty old and beaten down and generally worse than me …. of course, these are strippers I’m talking about so that may be where the difference lies.
In either case, here she is at the “Pride of Britain” Awards (which sounds like an oxymoron of sorts but whatever) showing off her legs and a mouth that would look really nice wrapped … well you know the rest.
Yeah, he wishes. Actually Lea Michele went on the David Letterman Show to plug something or other. I guess. I don’t see the show (I’m too busy downloading the pr0n). She’s the TV show Glee apparently (thanks Wiki!) so I guess she’s pushin’ that.
All I know is that she’s really looking hot and …. dammit; WHERE’S A WOMAN!!!!!!
Yeah, he wishes. Actually Lea Michele went on the David Letterman Show to plug something or other. I guess. I don’t see the show (I’m too busy downloading the pr0n). She’s the TV show Glee apparently (thanks Wiki!) so I guess she’s pushin’ that.
All I know is that she’s really looking hot and …. dammit; WHERE’S A WOMAN!!!!!!
It’s a Saturday night, I’m celebrating my birthday this weekend because I landed jury duty on my birthday (BTW, the odds are more likely for me to die from a fireworks mishap). I’m alone. At home. Blogging.
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Hmm. Fortunately I have back-up:
One six-pack of Dos Equis
One 750ml bottle of Patron Reprosado
One bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel Whiskey
Gentlemen, they tried to call me into work today and will most likely call me to come in tomorrow. There’s only one way to avoid that from occurring. SCORCHED EARTH!! (or in this case - liver and brain)
I am NOT a happy camper. In fact I’ve been downright irritable.
I’ll won’t bore you with the details but:
My birthday is on Tuesday
I will be 42. Some reason I hate this one more than 40.
My heater is busted so I’m relying on blankets to keep warm.
Halloween is next week - which I hate almost as much as Valentine’s.
I have jury duty on my birthday.
Yeah, you saw the last one right. Bad enough I don’t like my B-day coming up but to spend it all day in a room with 500 strangers I probably would like to be caught dead with in the first place?!
By the way - the odds of me getting picked for jury duty on my birthday? 628,600 to 1. No really had a friend check it out. People I know tell me I should buy a lottery ticket. Why?? All my luck just got burned on landing jury duty.
As I said - not a happy camper.
SO - I’m celebrating today with my family after which I intend to buy a bottle of scotch (NOT tequila) and Guinness and get trashed outta my skull. Will I be blogging? Dunno. We’ll see. If not, you know why.
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