CelebrityFIST!

When I saw these pics I thought they were Fergie fakes or a photoshoot long hidden come to light.  Upon further review though, its only Louise Glover; a British boob model.

Frankly, I think that’s an upgrade for this place so I thought I’d post them up for youse guys.  Enjoy!!

Halle Berry went to the “Keep A Child Alive” party (shit, you keep the alive by partying?  Well, I DID keep many stripper kid’s fed as I was getting those “special” dances  )  and we can see two ways that Halle intends to keep children alive.

Actually that top looks really tight.  Those milk puppies look like they just might pop ‘over the top’.  Well, one can hope.  All I know is that the drinks are on her (and probably FROM her)!

Sorry if the pic looks f-ed up - she really does look hot in these pics…

It would SO be worth it though!

No really, Chris Brown beat the shit outta Rihanna a while back, now she wears these weird ass clothes and now the cover art’s been released for her upcoming single.  She topless and wrapped in barbed wire.

Let me say that again so it sinks in:  Topless.  Wrapped in barbed wire.  Barbed.  Wire.

Now I am - by nature - a bit of a freak.  Like having sex in a bar - while we engaged in a conversation with our waitress joking about how we looked like we were having sex in front of her.  That’s sorta thing.

But I draw the line on shit that draws blood (aside from the occasional bite and scratch marks).  Granted its Photoshopped and all that but still I can’t help but wonder just how scrambled her brain got while Brown was beating the crap outta her.

And that title: “Russian Roulette“??  Really?  Its like she might be on a kamikaze run or something.

Anyone know the odds for her in the deathpool?
Plus, from personal experience, women who have gotten beaten up generally have more issues than a newsstand.  Great lays; but LOTS of issues.

Okay, I conceded once before that Amber Rose (Kanye West’s on-again, off-again) looked hot.  Mind you she was wearing jeans that may as well been sprayed on and stilletos that defied gravity.  Of course, she’s made that common misconception that just because she looked sexy in something; she looks sexy in ANYTHING (I call it “Megan Fox syndrome, type II“)

So she shows up at Elle Women in Hollywood Tribute.  Ick.  Maybe its the dress, maybe its the fact that her tattoo is showing.

Or maybe its the simple fact she bald as hell and the lights are reflecting off her head like a goddamn cueball.

She reminds of a Barbie doll my sister had.  Beat up and worn out, my sister pulled out all of its hair to see how it was stuck on there.

No punchline needed.

Sorry for the short posting today.  Got outta work but then got called right back so I could open the department to let some construction guys in.  Bitched out some people and then just got home.  Its a freakin’ hour round-trip.  Ugh.

Okay - here’s some eye candy.  Enjoy!! (more…)

Well, I LOVE redheads.  Love, love, love’em!!!!

Take Christy Hemme.  Well, on the other hand, DON’T - I called dibs long ago.    But enjoy the pics anyway.

You’re a monster, Zorg.

I know.

Talk about ‘fully-loaded’
Ah, first day back at work - its like I never left.  … That’s not really a good thing, is it?  FUCK!!

Speaking of fuck, here’s Tindra from Photodromm.  Granted I don’t like fake titties (and these are certainly fakes, especially since her nipples look like gun turrents on battleship.  Eh, they still look okay on her.

And no, I have no fucking idea why the set is called Wolverine…