CelebrityFIST!

Okay I have NO idea who this is.  She doesn’t show up on my ‘cock radar’ (translation:  I haven’t fapped to her before) but she obviously has all the right … ’skills’ for being a supermodel.  Though it does look she’s holding on to dear life to her wings (maybe she was afraid an errant hurricane was rolling through).  Fortunately, brains have never been a requirement to being a model though.

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Real sturdy knees are, though. 

Heidi Klum made a comeback of sorts to the runway by walking in this show.  She looks good (not great - but were talking ’supermodel’ standards here).  Hell, she looks better than 90% right now - throw in the fact she’s popped out quite a few kids.  All the more impressive.

Honestly though I’m not sure what the deal is with her outfit.  She’s either supposed to look like she’s walking among the clouds … or she has two French poodles humping her leg.

Could go either way.

Okay continuing where I left off last night.

Let’s start with a little Counting Crows Doutzen Kroes.  What?  Like you didn’t think of that as well? (more…)

Part II - Alessandra Ambrosio.  Sorry not as many pics of her but huge ones (pics that is) nevertheless. (more…)

BTW, instead of overloading you with a ridiculous amount of pictures in one post.  I thought I’d break it up into chunks for you all to enjoy bit by bit.  Kinda like a nice steak.

…and speaking of meat markets; lets start off with Selita Ebanks.  And, no, I don’t know why she has a choir next to her and no, I don’t know why the Black Eyed Peas were invited to this gig.  Enjoy anyway!

PS - these pics are huge! (1 Megabyte plus each)

Okay so Petra Nemcova is wet from the ocean.  I didn’t lie though.    This set is by Karine Belouaar (whos name would probably use up all the vowels in a Scrabble game) for something.  I’m pretty sure Petra is selling something…

Boats?  Perfume?  Vaginal douche?

Who knows?  Who cares?  All I know is I’ve always loved “Chimpmunk Cheeks” (as I affectionately call her when she’s not in earshot - which is always) and she can store my nuts in her mouth anytime she wants!!

…uh, once that restraining order is lifted, of course.

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Now for those who don’t know - and there’s only two of really; so you should.    My picturehost sometimes acts weird.  I’ll be uploading pics and when its down it gives my thumbnails and links.

Except their not of the pictures I posted.

Usually when this happens I curse the Internet gods and re-up.  The links I get usually suck so I don’t post them.  There are exceptions of course.  Such as now.

After I uploaded the Petra Nemcova pics I wound up with Miranda Kerr pics.  Flashing her bra.  Deliberately.

Never one to look a gifthorse (or a pair of tits) in the mouth; I’ve posted them for your enjoyment.  I’m gonna guess that these are Behind The Scenes from the Victoria Secret Show a couple of nights ago (which I do have pics of, give me some time here!).  So as a … appetizer … enjoy these.  I know I am!!

I’ve got something to warm up that chest of hers. 

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Okay, forget the last part. 

Still, these pictures prove that Blake Lively may be the ‘anti-Megan Fox‘ as she continues to look hot without putting so much effort into it (ya know, licking lips and other shit).  Plus - and how do I put this delicately - I would plow her like Kansas in springtime and leave enough seed in her for a bumper crop in the fall.

Alright, I think I just pulled a muscle ‘over-similing’.  Either way, enjoy. (more…)