CelebrityFIST!

BTW, instead of overloading you with a ridiculous amount of pictures in one post.  I thought I’d break it up into chunks for you all to enjoy bit by bit.  Kinda like a nice steak.

…and speaking of meat markets; lets start off with Selita Ebanks.  And, no, I don’t know why she has a choir next to her and no, I don’t know why the Black Eyed Peas were invited to this gig.  Enjoy anyway!

PS - these pics are huge! (1 Megabyte plus each)

Okay so Petra Nemcova is wet from the ocean.  I didn’t lie though.    This set is by Karine Belouaar (whos name would probably use up all the vowels in a Scrabble game) for something.  I’m pretty sure Petra is selling something…

Boats?  Perfume?  Vaginal douche?

Who knows?  Who cares?  All I know is I’ve always loved “Chimpmunk Cheeks” (as I affectionately call her when she’s not in earshot - which is always) and she can store my nuts in her mouth anytime she wants!!

…uh, once that restraining order is lifted, of course.

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Now for those who don’t know - and there’s only two of really; so you should.    My picturehost sometimes acts weird.  I’ll be uploading pics and when its down it gives my thumbnails and links.

Except their not of the pictures I posted.

Usually when this happens I curse the Internet gods and re-up.  The links I get usually suck so I don’t post them.  There are exceptions of course.  Such as now.

After I uploaded the Petra Nemcova pics I wound up with Miranda Kerr pics.  Flashing her bra.  Deliberately.

Never one to look a gifthorse (or a pair of tits) in the mouth; I’ve posted them for your enjoyment.  I’m gonna guess that these are Behind The Scenes from the Victoria Secret Show a couple of nights ago (which I do have pics of, give me some time here!).  So as a … appetizer … enjoy these.  I know I am!!

I’ve got something to warm up that chest of hers. 

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Okay, forget the last part. 

Still, these pictures prove that Blake Lively may be the ‘anti-Megan Fox‘ as she continues to look hot without putting so much effort into it (ya know, licking lips and other shit).  Plus - and how do I put this delicately - I would plow her like Kansas in springtime and leave enough seed in her for a bumper crop in the fall.

Alright, I think I just pulled a muscle ‘over-similing’.  Either way, enjoy. (more…)

Obviously, I am dating myself (since no one else will, ba-ZING!) but I thought it was sad when I heard Ken Ober died.  I know you’re probably asking, “Who?”  Well back in the days when dinosaurs roamed (i.e.: late 80’s); MTV showed only music videos.  “Reality shows” weren’t born yet (The Real World was still a few years away) and all was right with the world.  MTV though wanted to show something OTHER than just videos 24 hours a day (*sigh*) and thus “Remote Control” was born.

It was a goofy gameshow that supposedly occured in some guys basement (it was a studio) and it was basically a TV trivia show.  Ken Ober was the sarcastic host but many of the other peripheral members of the show went onto bigger things including:  Colin Quinn, Adam Sandler, Denis Leary, and Kari Wuhrer.

After the show was yanked off the air, Ken moved to writing and producing TV shows.  He was 52.
As someone who enjoyed the show, here’s to Ken.  One of the good ones.

And yet I’m still laughing my ass off.

Amazing what alcohol can do for your sense of humour. 

Finally, a decent day.  Well decent in the sense I got a bj (from a woman!), had some pizza, beer, and saw “Kelly’s Heroes“.  One of my favorite movies that one.  Cheesy?  Yup.  Unrealistic?  Absolutely.  But then again a fictional war movie that borders as a comedy IS supposed to be cheesy and unrealistic.  Besides, it proves that old adage that in choice between war and greed; greed wins out.

Hell, greed IS the cause of a lot of war (but I won’t go into the sociological causes of mass armed conflict - too many to enumerate and would kill the buzz I have right now).

Anywhozits - here’s a nice ‘music video’ of the theme song ‘Burning Bridges‘ which really doesn’t seem to jive with the flick but, eh, its still works.

Friends all tried to warn me
But I held my head up high
All the time they warned me
But I only passed them by
They all tried to tell me
But I guess I didn’t care
I turned my back and
Left them standing there

All the burning bridges that have fallen after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore

Joey tried to help me find a job
A while ago
When I finally got it I didn’t want to go
The party Mary gave for me
When I just walked away
Now there’s nothing left for me to say

All the burning bridges that have fallen after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore

Years have passed and I keep thinking
What a fool I’ve been
I look back into the past and
Think of way back then
I know that I lost everything I thought I that could win
I guess I should have listened to my friends

All the burning bridges that have fallen after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore

Burning bridges lost forevermore