CelebrityFIST!

When this is posted up I will not be around namely because…

1. I was in fact cursed and now dead  (oh noes!) 
2. Or, more likely - I’m celebrating the New Year with my family…

Uh, hopefully the latter of course.

Anyhoo, I put this up in advance cuz after work I’m zooming straight over to my parent’s where I can reflect on this past year and various ups and downs and to ponder the important points.

Namely how I still don’t have a regular lay. 

So, another set and I might throw one up after I get back early 1/1/10 (non-celeb still but something I think you’ll enjoy nevertheless).  To everyone out there reading this:  I wish you a happy new year.  May it be a far better one than this past year. (more…)

So I walked out the door this morning and found a rabbit’s foot.  No wait, that’s not right.  See not a ‘rabbit’s foot’ as in a charm but actually the ripped off leg of an unfortunate woodland creature.  It don’t think it was my ‘front door cat’ (J.Lo. - yes that’s her name) as the leg looked like it belong to an adult.  Further, there was - well - rabbit shit nearby which would suggest that the animal lost the leg on my front porch.

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Finding a rabbit’s foot the day before a blue moon.  It’s a good thing I don’t believe in blessings & curses otherwise I’ve been VERY blessed or VERY cursed. 

Eh. (more…)

In case you’re wondering … yeah, I know I’m fucking cheating for by just posting up these “Beach-mas” posts.  Don’t worry, I’m gonna get around to posting other crap - eventually.  Cut me some slack.  Downloading a shitload of porn takes alot out of man.

… uh - pun NOT intended. 

Because really you can’t have a beach and NOT play a little volleyball. (more…)

Okay technically no beaches but a water park is close enough for me.  Enjoy! (more…)

Moving on… (more…)

Die Hard.  Duh.

Oh sure you can have your Frostys, Rudolphs, and Santas.  Nah, give me some good ole-fashioned blood and guts with a holiday theme.

Good action, good film, great lines.  Bruce Willis in probably his best role ever with a great back up cast.

Should’ve put this on the tube when the family was here…

Eh, I’ll watch it now.

Oh …. and Merry Christmas and yi-ki-yay motherfuckers.

Ok, my original plans were to go out tonight solo to the club down the street for a Xmas party.  The only problem is that I’m 2 (heavily) spiked eggnogs, 1 Miller High Life, and 1 Dos Equis down already.  The party doesn’t start for another hour and a half.

Now, I flipped a coin to see whether I would go or not and it said to go.  Fortunately, I don’t live by a coin toss though I have used it force myself to make a decision on occasion.  Translation:  however the toss went, it forced me to decide whether I’d choose to abide by the coin or not.  Believe me, at times it’s better than waffling back and forth until the decision become pointless.

Anyway, coin says “I go” and I told the coin to “go fuck itself”.  Frankly my self-confidence has been in the shitter for awhile so I’m not gonna try to outwit it - especially drunk.  Most likely scenario is I go, get shitfaced and make an ass of myself (it has happened before).  No thanks.  Pass.

So instead here’s boobies.  (See, this had a point) (more…)

Okay so “Drunktember” was a bit of a bust (mainly because I got crocked for most of it).  HOWEVER, I do have a consolation prize of sorts.  “Beach-mas” which will run from Dec. 25th thru January 5th.

…yes, I’ve turned the 12 Days of Christmas into a celebration of beach flesh… Look I can’t possibly go MORE to Hell at this point, okay?  If you don’t like it go to Beliefnet.com of something.

Anyway, I haven’t really scanned the pictures all that well for quality (I’m trying to make it last 12 days) so you’re gonna see some stinkers possibly.  The main criteria was that there was a beach involved (or bikinis or a pool).  Let’s face it - this isn’t rocket science and if I throw enough pictures up you’re BOUND to find something to fap off to.

So here’s day 1 - enjoy! (more…)