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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Archive for December 16th, 2009

Okay I’m just getting this shit off my chest so you can just ignore it for the next 13 or so posts (or till I get bored).  I promise nothing good will come out of this until tomorrow.  Cool?

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I concede this one hurt for awhile.  And I learned for the first time that given a choice between the Unknown and the Devil They Know…

Women will inevitably choose the Devil.

Sadly, a lesson I get the opportunity to learn several more times.

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Okay, I fucked up on this one - literally and figuratively.  Everybody gets too fucking lonely once in a while.  Actually she wasn’t so bad.  She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose … from a mile away.  Too bad she got greedy

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Lovely one.  Of the them all, the most vulnerable.  Yet preferred ‘bad boys’.  Got pregnant twice.  Neither one was mine.
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Where do I start?  Do I start by saying I missed my Xmas party but brought food and a no one bothered to check why I didn’t stay?  Do I start with the conversation with #16 that she basically told me (in a ersatz way) that she doesn’t miss me but misses the $$$?  Do I start with the conversation with #17 a few days later that basically ended the same way?  Do I start with the fact that I manage to impress someone from Moskva with the little Russian I know - only to be asked if I can help her with her ’studies’?  (now granted this was at a stripclub so that’s kinda cheating, I admit)

Well that kinda covers it actually.  Hmph.

Okay, fuck this.  I’m getting drunk and you all need tits (and pussy and whatever).  Here you go: (more…)

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