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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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We here at ChaozCentral strive to bring you shit no one wants you to see. Like this photoshoot video from Complex Magazine with Alison Brie. Frankly I have no idea who she is, the video is way short, and the magazine is too small to be important.
However, since they’ve been deleting the video left and right we feel it is ‘important’ for you to see (at least till it gets deleted as well).
I like Sundays. Really. Because on Sundays, regardless if I’m working or off; I’m drinking. Mainly cause I don’t work til Monday afternoon. Especially like today - cause the stress of today was just too much. So lets see what’s lame off the presses, hmm?
(BTW, I’ve decided this is just the same as my “Meanwhile” posts but expanded… Katrina Bowden’s Hot Ass On the Screen - have you ever wondered what pics I DON’T put up? This is a classic example. Katrina Bowden is hot. Definitely. But I’m not putting up pics of her in some lame poses from a lame movie just because she’s Katrina Bowden. Ass? Nipples? Pubes? Yeah, we’ll talk. Til then, nope.
Maggie Rizer Shows Her Support Against AIDS, Lottery - Okay, first, there’s great sideboob here. Second, no nipplage; so go to be disappointed. Maggie Rizer has a complicated history. She was a model bringing down $30K per gig. Sadly (and STOOPIDLY) she let her step-dad control her finances. Well he pissed that shit on lotto and liquor (sounds like me), broke her ass (money-wise) and then went to jail. She wound up on welfare and food stamps. Also, her dad died of AIDS back in 1992 (he was ‘openly gay’ (re: flaming)) so she’s been an activist since - and she flashed her sideage at some charity gig to prove her loyalty to the cause.
Yeah I know that’s a long way for a joke - can you imagine if I had made it a SOLO post!?
Ben Affleck Fell Off The Wagon? Whatever. - Apparently, Ben Affleck went into rehab 10000 years ago (back in 2001). Inexplicably, people are stunned to find out that *GASP* he’s drinking!
Affleck was seen drinking vodka at a Sundance Film Festival party this past weekend. At the party for his new movie [The Company Men], Affleck “immediately sat down at a VIP table and grabbed the bottle of Absolut in front of him and poured a drink,” a source told RadarOnline.com. Publicists, staffers and others were stunned because they know that Affleck is an admitted alcoholic. They got rid of all the photographers near the area to protect Affleck.
Big. Fucking. Deal. For starters, ‘alcoholic’ is just a word (real alkies know this). I KNOW THIS. I don’t drink every day. I don’t drink every other day. Sometimes I drink just once a week. When I drink, I admit - I drink ALOT. I don’t drink outside of the house. I don’t drink to pass out. I don’t drink to throw up (I’ve know people who do this). I don’t drink my problems away (they’ll still be there). I don’t drink to have sex (I know TOO many women who do this). I don’t drink start fights (with who?).
Fine. So WHY do I drink? Simple. I drink so I can forget (for a little bit) about my age, the social hermit I am, the debts I have, the crap job that keeps me well paid, the people the depend on me, the animals that do the same, the world going to shit, & where I stand in relation to the history of the universe.
Starting up something new for Sundays. In an effort to maintain a celebrity posture but giving you the best crap I can find I introduce Sex Tape Sundays! Which will replace “Saturday Is Porn Night” (since I forgot about that segment about a year ago). (more…)
Maddox Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie - Eight year-old Maddox Jolie-Pitt (why not Pitt-Jolie, Angelina?) apparently went to a Saints game with ‘dad’ Brad Pitt and was didn’t give a shit about the game…
A lengthy OK! investigation can now reveal that Maddox was more interested in the giant TV screens flashing pictures of Kim Kardashian in her luxury box.
“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider tells OK!. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”
I think he likes big asses because his mom has the opposite (I think Angelina’s is concave actually).
Or maybe, he heard that she likes being peed on. You know kids, just love to piss on everything.
Ali Larter Flashes Panties, Many Go Blind - TheSuperficial has some pics of Ali upskirting at some party that none of us were invited to. They infer vagina but are just panties. However, they are definitely not safe for work. Why? Well, they show basically that her pussy is saggy. No. Really. It seems she has a saggy pussy. Which only implies that that thing has seen more turnover than AIG. … Yeah, I know the joke sucks; its all I got right now okay?
Anyway, if you really wanna see saggy panties. Go for it. Just remember you can’t unsee it!
Tila Nguyen STILL won’t go away - Okay, Tila Nguyen was #1 on MySpace, got a reality show, got beat up (allegedly), got engaged to a woman (allegedly), her ‘fiancee’ died (that was legit), and now she’s pregnant (allegedly). I give up with this one, I don’t understand how an elfin little POS like this does everything BUT a sex tape (supposedly one exists). She truly is the personification of herpes - everytime she goes away (even for a moment) she comes back stronger, more virulent and typical antibiotics are no longer effective against her. Fuck Swine Flu - we have Hoe Flu (H0-N0 strain).
Joe Jackson wants his ‘tree fitty‘ - Well Michael Jackson’s dad, Joe is still swinging away at the courts trying to get his (undeserved) slice of the pie. Basically he’s looking for an ‘allowance’ from his son’s estate. How touching. I’d suggest that why doesn’t he just slice of pieces of Michael to sell - but, he’d probably think I was serious.
The elder Jackson is kinda like the Loch Ness monster in this case…
You know how I (and 99.999999% of all celeb blogs) basically have the same routine….
BIG PIC (usually a hot chick or a fugly pic from hell)
Various snarking remarks that range from mild irritation to borderline libel.
Bunch of LITTLE PICS (to reinforce said snark)
It’s a crude but very effective system that has worked for thousands of years on the Internet.
So - of course, I’ve decided to trash that for the most part. I can’t do it. I don’t have the patience for it. Maybe if I was hopped up on alcohol all the time I could but - shit, even I need to sober up for work every once in a while (sides the disheveled look doesn’t work with patients after a while).
The “Men in Black” actor has been taken into custody and booked on charges including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.
That’s an impressive three-fer if you ask me. I mean usually you find the crap on “Cops” or something, but not a Hollywood notable.
Frankly, he shoulda just done a sex tape instead. Shit, if Dustin Diamond can do it…
For those who don’t know, the Pirelli Calendar is the most notable and most exclusive one on the planet. They’re free but given out to only Pirelli dealers and their clients. Generally conisdered the “King of Calendars”. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that most of the models are big names and usually topless (if not downright nude).
Throw in the fact that Terry Richardson is the photographer of the calendar this year (rather famous in his own right for scandalous photoshoots like this) you may see why this calendar is especially notable this year. And in fact took a while to find HQ pics of the calendar as a whole.
Til now.
Anyway, the models (in alphabetical order) are: Abbey Lee, Ana Beatriz Barros, Catherine McNeil, Daisy Lowe, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Gracie Carvalho, Lily Cole, Marloes Horst, Miranda Kerr, & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
By the way, if you’re wondering if a woman is meant to look like she’s ‘licking a cock’ or fellating fruit. Yeah, knowing Richardson, that is TOTALLY intentional… Enjoy.
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