CelebrityFIST!

I like Sundays.  Really.  Because on Sundays, regardless if I’m working or off; I’m drinking.  Mainly cause I don’t work til Monday afternoon.  Especially like today - cause the stress of today was just too much.  So lets see what’s lame off the presses, hmm?
(BTW, I’ve decided this is just the same as my “Meanwhile” posts but expanded…
Katrina Bowden’s Hot Ass On the Screen - have you ever wondered what pics I DON’T put up?  This is a classic example.  Katrina Bowden is hot.  Definitely.  But I’m not putting up pics of her in some lame poses from a lame movie just because she’s Katrina Bowden.  Ass?  Nipples?  Pubes?  Yeah, we’ll talk.  Til then, nope.

Maggie Rizer Shows Her Support Against AIDS, Lottery -  Okay, first, there’s great sideboob here.  Second, no nipplage; so go to be disappointed.  Maggie Rizer has a complicated history.  She was a model bringing down $30K per gig.  Sadly (and STOOPIDLY) she let her step-dad control her finances.  Well he pissed that shit on lotto and liquor (sounds like me), broke her ass (money-wise) and then went to jail.  She wound up on welfare and food stamps.  Also, her dad died of AIDS back in 1992 (he was ‘openly gay’ (re: flaming)) so she’s been an activist since - and she flashed her sideage at  some charity gig to prove her loyalty to the cause.

Yeah I know that’s a long way for a joke - can you imagine if I had made it a SOLO post!?

Ben Affleck Fell Off The Wagon?  Whatever. - Apparently, Ben Affleck went into rehab 10000 years ago (back in 2001).  Inexplicably, people are stunned to find out that *GASP* he’s drinking!

Affleck was seen drinking vodka at a Sundance Film Festival party this past weekend. At the party for his new movie [The Company Men], Affleck “immediately sat down at a VIP table and grabbed the bottle of Absolut in front of him and poured a drink,” a source told RadarOnline.com.  Publicists, staffers and others were stunned because they know that Affleck is an admitted alcoholic. They got rid of all the photographers near the area to protect Affleck.

Big. Fucking. Deal.  For starters, ‘alcoholic’ is just a word (real alkies know this).  I KNOW THIS.  I don’t drink every day.  I don’t drink every other day.  Sometimes I drink just once a week.  When I drink, I admit - I drink ALOT.  I don’t drink outside of the house.  I don’t drink to pass out.  I don’t drink to throw up (I’ve know people who do this).  I don’t drink my problems away (they’ll still be there).  I don’t drink to have sex (I know TOO many women who do this).  I don’t drink start fights (with who?).

Fine.  So WHY do I drink?  Simple.  I drink so I can forget (for a little bit) about my age, the social hermit  I am, the debts I have, the crap job that keeps me well paid, the people the depend on me, the animals that do the same, the world going to shit, & where I stand in relation to the history of the universe.

Starting up something new for Sundays.  In an effort to maintain a celebrity posture but giving you the best crap I can find I introduce Sex Tape Sundays!  Which will replace “Saturday Is Porn Night” (since I forgot about that segment about a year ago). (more…)