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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for February, 2010

Archive for February, 2010

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This is one of the moments when I’m glad I live in the ‘rectum of the US’.  Chile had an earthquake (8.8) with some nasty damage.  However the big question here in the States is the risk of tsunami in Alaska and Hawaii.  Now Alaska is only expecting waves a couple of feet high.  Hawaii?  Er, little different…

The tsunami-warning center’s models, based on readings from sensors, are predicting “very rough waves” from six to 10 feet high by the time the tsunami hits Hawaii at about 11:00 a.m. local time, Mr. Hirshorn [cq] said. Any major tsunami waves could be damaging, he said, because “the don’t crash on the beach. They streamroll in and they streamroll out.” (WSJ)

And as can be expected, us Americans have hit the panic button on the islands.  Supposedly already one traffic fatality as people scramble over there for higher ground.

So as I lay in my bed in sunny South Texas, my hopes and prayers are with the folks along the potential paths of a tsunami.

Damn round Earth.

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This is the summary of the last …. oh, 6 hours.  Right here.  Right now.

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I like Chris Rock.  He can be a dick sometimes but he pretty much tells it like it is from my head.  So without further ado - Chris Rock reminding me why I’m glad I’m not married (at least).

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No really, I have a beer somewhere in the house.  I don’t know where.  I had it when I left the room.  Put it down someplace and … well I come back and can’t remember where I put it.  (shrugs)  Future beer!

Just one post but a good one ….

FRENCH MODELS DO IT NUDE

A bunch of shots of French models in magazines that have no scruples when it comes to showing na-na’s hoo-hoo’s and other ridiculously named parts….

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How bad is the situation at ChaozCentral?  Try this:

Talk to Ex #5 (aka: “The only ex I’m still cool with”) about THE EX.  She came by and stole my phone (while I was trying to jump her) so I “wouldn’t do anything stupid”.  She wanted my laptop but I told her all my porn was on there.

She of course left it. … THE FOOL! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

What was I talking about again????

Oh, yeah:  “Pussy, pussy, everywhere; but not a clit to lick.”  :(

BTW, this was the song that I have associated with THE EX (just for reference.  Burn and destroy at your leisure.)

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Also - yes … of course, I’m a masochist - I was once Catholic.  :D

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Okay time to get a little light-hearted.  Here’s a classic Don Hertzfeldt cartoon titled “Ah, L’Amour”.

SURELY THIS WILL MAKE ME FORGET MY TROUBLES!!

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Maybe not. :???:

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Well, I’m six beers in.  Fortunately I have backup (’shows’ twelve pack box)…

Valerie Cormier, Valygirl

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Sofi A; On The Stairs

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A Rosie Jones compilation just to fuck shit up…

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Some unknown platinum blonde that doesn’t make me forget The Ex right now.  :(

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Lastly, Susann, Fishing

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This was the #1 song when THE EX dropped my ass (via phone) - for the second time.  Oh yeah, she dropped me not once - BUT TWICE.  She wanted “to make a family” with her ex-hubby…

…who eventually cheated on her and left her and she moved out of state and married someone she knew for six months.

True story.

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I don’t know what I’m going to post today.  Putting the ’show’ format to rest for today (don’t it’ll be back, I like it).

So lets start with this “Fail Compilation”.  Why?  Oh do I have a reason.

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Okay, the reason:  guess who I saw come by my work today?  No really.  Guess.

I’ll tell you.  I saw The Ex.  No … not ‘an’ ex.  THE EX.

Specifically #12.  Ya know - the ex-fiance.  The woman who help me choose the very dwelling I live in.  The woman who I bought her car from and still use.  The woman who is - indirectly - responsible for the events of the last 7.75 years.

THAT ONE.

Came by, brought her kid along.  The last time I saw him he was 2.  He’s 9 now.

She comes by - outta nowhere - says hi.  Gives me a letter - says she’s sorry for hurting my ass and my parent’s.  Sorry she was immature.  Blah blah blah.

Needless to say, the above video is a summation of my feelings of today.

BTW, I was asked by a coworker: “Would you take her back?”

Honestly?  I wish to fuck I knew.  So I’m getting drunk instead; hoping by some miracle that helps.

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Well, I’ll be up another 2 hours otherwise, I’ll see you all tomorrow.  Til then, here’s a Japanese girl playing with a banana.  Good night!  :D

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