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Happy Hedgehog Day from ChaozCentral.  What?  “Groundhog Day”?  Nah, we don’t these lame ass holidays here.  Instead of the fat ass groundhog we use a lovely hedgehog we found on the side of the road in Tuscaloosa.  So his name is ‘Tuscaloosa Tim’.  And no, we don’t check the fucking weather with Tim.  Nope, the rules are simple - if Tim talks, every man will get a blowjob in the next 24 hours.  If he doesn’t talk, we no such luck.

Let’s see … Okay Tim - DO YOUR STUFF!

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C’mon.  Just one syllable.

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SHIT, well maybe next time guys!  How about some eyecandy instead!  Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to hedgehog burgers!!  Bon Appetit!  Pics after the jump!! (more…)

Yeah, normally, I wouldn’t put these pics up even if you put a gun to my head.  However, is an effort to keep an “open mind” (or “fractured mind” once looking at this pictures)  I decided to post them with a big DNW alert.

What could possibly be so offensive?  Easy.  Pink.  Performing at the Grammys.  In a … well … a see-thru leotard with white straps around it.  Performing what I can only assume is a Cirque De Soliel-inspired set.  I’d hunt the video but I’m afraid my testicles will permanently retract (as it is now; I’m speaking three octaves higher than normal).

So *ugh* without further ado.  Enjoy?  (Remember you WERE warned) (more…)

Okay doesn’t matter how I play this, this is gonna sound like an asshole talking.  But since I’m an asshole, no harm done. (more…)