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CelebrityFIST! » Celebrity Goodies For 02/03/10 (Hedgehog Spaghetti Carbonara Ed.)

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500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese

• chop hedgehog into small chunks

• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

• put pasta in boiling water

• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

• add wine and reduce heat

• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

• garnish with remaining parmesan

• serve immediately

What?  You thought I was joking!?

Anyway, here’s some eyecandy (if you can stomach it).  :P

Jessica Jane Clement; holiday bikini shots in Thailand - Alright.  I know she looks like a ho.  You know she looks like a ho.  And we both would jump her if she walked in naked right now?  Right?  Right.

Angela Lindvall; Numero Tokyo (03/10) -an usual view since normally women are running from me as opposed to towards me.

Sophie Turner; Post Grammy Party - and nope; no idea who the fuck she is.


Sarah Harding; In Barbados -

And lastly, in your in the mood for a more … wholesome look - MILFy Jennifer Garner; Valentines Day Promo - just to balance all the skankiness here.

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3 Responses to “Celebrity Goodies For 02/03/10 (Hedgehog Spaghetti Carbonara Ed.)”
  1. Observer says:

    "Spiny Norman" may be displeased with the publication of that recipe…….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA

    …someone’s head may be nailed to a coffee table….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U&NR=1

  2. Observer says:

    Jennifer Garner looks quite a bit like one of my soccer mom friends……

    …quite a bit like her….

    …also….I could see myself trying to hop onto Jessica Jane….even if she were NOT naked…..

  3. Chaoz says:

    LOL - Ob.  Thanks for that.  I needed the laugh.

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