CelebrityFIST!

Well the nominees are out for the Oscars which televise … eh, sometime later this year I’m sure.  Who cares?  Its always a boring thing anyway.  If I’m off (and I usually am) I will be LIVE blogging the sordid fest yet again.  I have a feeling I’m going to make a drinking game out of everytime someone mentions “Avatar” or “James Cameron” - which would be cool since I’m sure I’d fall asleep on the keyboard 30 minutes in.

Anyway, planning later.  Nominees now.  Here they are:

Best Picture -  “Avatar,” “The Blind Side,” “District 9,” “An Education,” “The Hurt Locker,” “Inglourious Basterds,” “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire,” “A Serious Man,” “Up,” “Up in the Air.”

Okay - refuse to see, not seen, not seen, not seen, seen (awesome), seen (awesome), seen (depressing), not seen, not seen, not seen (but hear its good).

Who should win - “The Hurt Locker”  Who’ll probably win - “Up In The Air”  Who better not win - “Avatar”

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Best Actor -  Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”; George Clooney, “Up in the Air”; Colin Firth, “A Single Man”; Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”; Jeremy Renner, “The Hurt Locker.”

Okay - like, like, who?, like, like  (no one nominates based on acting ability - you should know this by now)

Who should win - Jeff Bridges, Who’ll probably win - George Clooney (I’m hedging my bets after the ‘The Wrestler’ debacle)

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Best Actress -  Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”; Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”; Carey Mulligan, “An Education”; Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious: Based on the Novel `Push’ by Sapphire”; Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia.”

Okay - grown to like, like, who?, like, so-so

Who should win - Gabourey Sidibe, Who’ll probably win - Sandra Bullock, Who better not win - Meryl Streep (she’s got like 300 of these things already!!)

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Best Supporting Actor - Matt Damon, “Invictus”; Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”; Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”; Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”; Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds.”

Okay - likes across the board.

Who should win - Christoph Waltz, Who’ll probably win - Christopher Plummer (and I be happy for him)

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Best Supporting Actress - Penelope Cruz, “Nine”; Vera Farmiga, “Up in the Air”; Maggie Gyllenhaal, “Crazy Heart”; Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”; Mo’Nique, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire.”

Okay - like, who?, like, who?, like

Who should win - Penelope Cruz (tits, sorry); Who’ll probably win - Mo’Nique

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Best Director - James Cameron, “Avatar”; Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”; Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”; Lee Daniels, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”; Jason Reitman, “Up in the Air.”

Okay - don’t like, like, like, who?, who?  (yeah, I like Precious but I don’t know the director, okay?)

Who should win - Kathryn Bigelow, Who’ll probably win - James Cameron, Who better not win - James Cameron.

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