CelebrityFIST!

No, they’re NOT droppings!

1. I still hate the true ‘chaos engine’ that is the American legal system
2. Never park your car in a tow away zone even if your female friend thinks its ‘a good idea’
3. HOWEVER, if your car gets towed while helping said female you get a free blowjob (writing that one down)

Now a lesson for you.  The above is a picture of saladitos.  Literally ‘little salted things’; in this case salted dried-out apricots.  This is what I like to ‘eat’ with my Dos Equis.  They’re salty as hell (imagine a teaspoon of salt, no really) so they make you thirsty; but what to drink?  Dos Equis!  Yeah, this will get you shitfaced guaranteed (and the hangovers are killer - especially after you piss all your water away leaving your brain in alcohol and salt).

Okay, so while I “brine my brain” here’s some good chit. Enjoy! (more…)

Feeling a little … primal today.  Probably because I get to go to court.  No, I didn’t get into trouble again.  Nah, a friend of mine got into a some minor ‘disagreement’ with the popo so I’m going as consigliere.  Still, courts make me feel VERY uncomfortable.

So I’ve been listening to the above song since I got home.  You might be familiar with the version that Paul Revere and The Raiders did.  Well John D. Loudermilk wrote the original.  Good shit, if you ask me.