Celebrity Goodies For 02/05/10 (Dos Equis And Saladitos Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
No, they’re NOT droppings!
- I still hate the true ‘chaos engine’ that is the American legal system
- Never park your car in a tow away zone even if your female friend thinks its ‘a good idea’
- HOWEVER, if your car gets towed while helping said female you get a free blowjob (writing that one down)
Now a lesson for you. The above is a picture of saladitos. Literally ‘little salted things’; in this case salted dried-out apricots. This is what I like to ‘eat’ with my Dos Equis. They’re salty as hell (imagine a teaspoon of salt, no really) so they make you thirsty; but what to drink? Dos Equis! Yeah, this will get you shitfaced guaranteed (and the hangovers are killer - especially after you piss all your water away leaving your brain in alcohol and salt).
Okay, so while I “brine my brain” here’s some good chit. Enjoy!
Anna Grigorenko, unknown shoot - now THOSE are nipples!
Sarah Ashley, a rabbit’s All Natural - BIG naturals in this case!
Charley Uchea, wardrobe malfunction - nice ripe boobies on this one
Vegas Vixen, Alley In Red
Jana Defi, Voluptuous
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February 6th, 2010 at 7:00 am
It’s only free is she pays for the towing and the ticket…..
Oh, and more nipple please!
February 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
saladitos = "Little Salted Things"…….??
….damn it all…..and my wife’s "language major" at college…….
….there is no way "saladitos" really means "big brutish man thing"……(which is what my wife always claimed….)???
February 8th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
CHicks lie. With a little chloroform, they lie still. Just sayin……
February 9th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Sage advice Mr. Dik………sage, indeed.
February 10th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Sage advice from Sum? It’s about thyme!
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Yeah, I’ll be in the corner over here if you need me. No, no - I know the way.
February 11th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Oh, that fucking caught me off-guard and I spit up some soup.