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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Archive for March 2nd, 2010

Mar 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies (II) For 03/02/10 (Beer & Xanax Ed., Part 17)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, The Flash!, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Sorry had to go get some beer to take with my Xanax … mmm, “Quadruple Equis” is gooooooood….
Okay, here’s a second dose for today (since the first was at about 1am).  Enjoy!

Laetitia Casta … Audrina Partridge …  Jennifer Love Hewitt … Marisa Miller … Amanda Seyfried

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Mar 02 2010

Something Different: Sam Kinison - “Breaking The Rules”

Posted by: Chaoz in Something Different

No one spoke about the perverted basis of male/female relationships like Sam Kinison.  There’s a brief audio clip of him during his time as a minister, neat stuff.  The rest of course is GOLD.  Enjoy!

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Mar 02 2010

Song Of The Day: Motorhead - “Ace Of Spades” (Live at Brixton Academy)

Posted by: Chaoz in Song Of The Day

Now we enter our “musical portion of our show”.  I thought today we’d invite Lemmy and the boys to come by and play one of their softer songs.  I’m sure you’ll enjoy this lullaby.

I give you Motorhead, “Ace Of Spades” (also stay as Lenny introduces the band).

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Mar 02 2010

CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 03/02/10

Posted by: Chaoz in In Denial, Medical Bloopers, Fashion Failures, Final Exit

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Kristen Stewart … Roger Ebert … Lady Gags … Marie Osmond … Courtney Love (more…)

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Mar 02 2010

Lucy Lawless & Others Topless In ‘Spartacus: Blood And Sand’

Posted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, TV Bloopers

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I don’t watch TV and don’t pretend to know what the fuck this show is about.  However I do know Lucy Lawless (she of Xena fame).  Now I didn’t watch that show either, but i know who she is and that’s enough

She’s the blonde in these vidcaps from Spartacus: Blood And Sand the others I don’t know but DAMN that guy looks like he’s having fun, doesn’t he? (more…)

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Mar 02 2010

Good Evening For 03/02/10: My Sentiments Exactly

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Good Evening

I’m bored.

No really, I’m seriously fuckin’ bored.  I’m bored with all these people IRL looking for something and looking to me for it.  So I’m not “rattling a cage” - I’m going to swing at the cage with a baseball bat.  So i decided to shake things up at work and take away a couple of perks some people had.  Simply because I CAN.

Chaoz giveth, Chaoz taketh away.

It’s either that or I do what this guy did.  Believe me, my coworkers got off lucky…

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Mar 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 03/02/10 (I) [Fuck, Just Got Home Ed.]

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies

Maybe I should have someone write this shit when I go on my little hiatuses (hiati?).  Anyway, sorry for the last few days AWOL.  Friday night thru Monday morning I was either drunk, hungover, and for awhile - both (not a recommended condition).

Today, I didn’t get outta work til midnight so here I am getting ready to go to bed and I’ve got nothing.  :(

Well, lets see what I can pull outta my ass.  Hold on…

Oh yeah, how about the magazine Celebrity Skin (#170)?  Sixty pages of celebrity nudity.

Really you can’t beat that.  Enjoy! (more…)

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