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Apologies.  Not feeling it today.  …

*sigh* Today has not been a fun day.  In fact, today’s been a generally crap day.  “Shit on a shit sandwich” I believe is the phrase.  So, for today; no show, no snark.  Just pics.  While I mope and brood over here.

Apologies for not being around for the last oh 5 days.  Not that anyone noticed except the 5 of you who show up (and if you read this thanks for sticking around).  Anyhoo, Sunday (despite me sounding like a drunk) I ate some leftover pizza.  No biggie.

Monday, I ate the same leftover pizza - which I forgot to refrigerate the entire time.  Then the state regulatory guys came by to check out the place (normal procedure but always come by unannounced).  This left my stomach turning.

Tuesday, had inventory, and crappy stomach and difficult keeping anything.  After inventory, went to the strip club, got shit faced (because I’m a fucking lunatic) and taught a lesbian how to give a blowjob (because I’m fucking twisted like that).  Went home threw up passed out.

Wednesday, barely made it to work (still puking and squirting).

Yesterday was off (thank god) - friend gave me some stuff he had for said pukes and squirts

Today, feeling a little better.  I can only assume that I had some sorta food poisoning - coupled with alcohol intoxication, exhaustion, and stress.

… God I love life. 

Anyway, I’m not dead - I’m getting better.  But not wanting you all to be left out I decided to give a video metaphor on how I felt.  So the closest I could find was Kirsten Dunst singing “Turning Japanese“.  I kinda like the video (which of course means I’m still not well yet) - but I’m sure you’ll find her singing to be puke-inducing.  Enjoy!(?)