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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Archive for March 14th, 2010

Well, today has been the overture to the symphony.  The middle game of the chess match.

Ever play chess?  I do - well, used to.  Haven’t played a human in about 20 years.  In high school, I rocked.  Not the best, but damn close.  Once played the best chess player in the city to a near draw (til I fucked it up).  Different set of circumstances, I’d be a grandmaster by now.

Or not.  shrugs

Anyway, the point in chess; you always think several moves ahead.  I have a saying:  “Life is like chess.  You’re either a player … or a pawn.”  (that’s an original so if you use it, quote it for me huh?)  :P   In either case, time to find out where I sit on some boards this week, eh?

Oh and just to fuck you all’s mind for tonight.  Here’s Lady Gaga & Beyonce with their new video “Telephone“.  You’ll either hate it the video or despise it.  … Or masturbate to it.  :shocked:  That said, the song is disgustingly catchy.  I have to concede that right now (anyway), these two are not pawns.  (tips hat)

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I’m drunk.  YAY!

So in honor(?) of that lets see some “tributes to alcohol”.  Skol! (more…)

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Well don’t that just beat fuck all?

Actor Peter Graves was found dead Sunday at his home in Pacific Palisades, according to law enforcement sources. Graves, who starred in “Mission: Impossible,” “Airplane!” and Billy Wilder’s “Stalag 17“–apparently died of natural causes, the sources said.

I tried to find some nice bits of him on YouTube but no luck.  So I thought “Aw, fuck it”.  With a little chicanery, I was able to give this to you:  “Killers From Space“, the whole fucking movie.

Granted, not one of his best ones but a decent tribute (I hope) for a great underrated actor.

Rest In Peace, Mr. Graves.

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Aw fuck.  Another day in the fucking woodchipper.

Oh sorry, just grousing.  Me?  Eh, another crises - work and women related ones (though separate, thank Vishnu).

As the saying goes - I’m getting too old for this shit.”

*sigh*

Well, fuck that for the moment.  Let’s talk sex tape.  Specifically, Jenna Lewis.  ‘Who?’ you ask?  Well she’s one of the first ‘reality stars’ (Survivor).  Other than that, not much else.  Well she does suck pretty good.  I’ll grant that.

… …
I’d show some pics but there’s actually pretty slim pickings.
The link is here.

Total time is 42 minutes and change.  Yeah, its a long one.

She starts sucking about 3 minutes in on the sofa.  Does that for a while before heading to the bed.  There’s a facial at the end but because of the shitty camera angle you don’t see it.  Eh.  It’s an amateur tape - what do you expect?

Its actually been awhile since I’ve seen the tape so the comments are from memory.  Yeah its memorable at least.  So worth a watch, skip around.  Overall a decent tape.  Not Pammy Anderson quality but reasonable close.

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