CelebrityFIST!

…or maybe not.  Does it really matter?

I know this is a rerun.  Leave me alone.  I’m feeling old and miserable…

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been…
all right since

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
“Breakfast Club”, “Pretty In Pink”
Even “St. Elmo’s Fire”
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to sitcoms?  game shows?
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) and bring back

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (Woohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool (1985)
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985 

Somehow very appropo for my situation.  How?  Well, that’s my secret. 

‘Rehabilitated’?  Well, now let me see.  You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.  … … I know what you think it means, sonny.  To me, its just a made-up word.  A politician’s word so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie.  Have a job.  What do you really want to know?  Am I sorry for what I did?  …  …  There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret.  Not because I’m in here - not because you think I should.  I look back on the way I was then.  A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime.  I wanna talk to him.  I wanna try to talk some sense to him.  Tell him the way things are.  But I can’t.  That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left.  I gotta live with that.

‘Rehabilitated’?  It’s just a bullshit word.  So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny and stop wasting my time.  Because to tell you the truth - I don’t give a shit.

Well as I try to get through my first week back at work (after a 2 week ‘rest’ where I was haunted by continuous phone calls from work) and bet myself whether or not I cuss someone out (2-1 odds right now).  Ah, fuck.

Anyway, lets try getting distracted with some eyecandy.  Hmm?

Gabriella Cilmi; The Noble Gift Gala -

Eva Longoria; Noble Gift Gala - I’ll admit she wearing too much damn make-up, the dress saves her from looking like a clown (now she looks like a hooker clown)…

Britain’s Naughtiest Blondes; Zoo UK (03/12/2010) -

Rhian Sugden; Zoo UK (03/12/10) -

Let’s end with a Zoo triple play.  Stacey Hannant; Zoo UK (03/12/2010) - sorry lads, this one’s shy.

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