CelebrityFIST!

No jump - too lazy

Katy Perry; NYC (04/13/2010) - its really not fair someone as irritating as her should look even partly sexy…

Tila Nguyen; still alive and as skanky as ever at Sirius XM (04/12/2010) - from a simply ‘ho’ point of view; I’d hit it … then I’d HIT it (I’ll leave it up to you in what order I mean)

Zoe Saldana; Self Magazine (05/2010) - I actually liked her more BEFORE ‘Star Trek‘.

Holly Peers; Nuts UK (04/2010) - because you can NEVER have enough British tits

Last (but or so not least) Christina Hendricks; Unknown Photoshoot - things I wanna do with her would be illegal just THINKING about them… 

Nah, I’m still alive.  Though I have to concede it’s been a very strange few days (even by my standards).

Saturday - long story, but it ends with my fingers rubbing a mother and daughter’s asscracks - simultaneously.  No, really.  Alcohol was involved (NOOOOO) - ALOT.  However, I can say definitively that while the daughter was cuter.  The mom had the bigger tits and bootylicious ass.  (BTW, if this doesn’t send me to Hell, I don’t know what will)
Sunday - another long story but it ends with me arguing with one my exes (#16) while I’m getting a blowjob from one of my other ‘friends’ (#18ε).  She here’s the labored breathing so asks what the fucks going on. … So I tell her.  Uh, needless to say - she hasn’t called back since.  (shrugs)

Monday - got out late from work (12:30am) wasn’t about to blog.  Sorry.

Today - got outta work ok but I have to go to a meeting in the morning.  Whee.

Don’t worry I’ll throw out a Goodies post at least before hitting the hay.