CelebrityFIST!

Actual conversation at this moment:

Cock: Let’s go out.  Chaoz: No, we’re staying in for a change.  Plus we have to go on Wednesday to the club anyway.  I want tits on me.  NO.  I need a blowjob.  Jesus!  You got 4 on Friday?  WTF?  I’m horny.  You’re ALWAYS horny!  Damn, you are such a -   …dick?  Shut up.

Anyway before I lose the argument… (more…)

Yeah I know I rarely post solo stuff anymore.  But I’ll make an exception here because of - well, it’s WEIRD!

This is Sarah Hyland.  She is at the “Furry Vengeance” premiere in Westwood on 04/18/10.  Originally these were going straight to the dumpster for - what I thought - was underage.

Uh-uh, she’s 20.  … Twenty?  … Really??  (checks Wiki)

Nope, 20.  So I thought I’d post them and ask you guys if she looks legal - cause to me she sure as hell doesn’t.

You know, if you look at this long enough it almost makes sense.  But what do I know?  I’m nuts.

Anyway, in case you’re brain is refusing to register this image (and with good reason) its Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw as she rides a centaur John Ritter.  Really.  And its was ACTUALLY published:

The Portland Mercury, an entertainment magazine in Portland, Oregon, asked readers to take a poll about what they’d like to see on the cover of an issue. Artist Andrew Zubko executed their vision with this magnificent illustration.

I may have to consider moving to Portland because I thought my head was screwed on wrong. 

I am SO going to Hell at this point.  I think even my scruples have said “Fuck this, I’m outta here.” 

[I had a long post of current events but will post it more discreetly - sorry]

Anyway, I’ve been out partying the last few days and this is probably the first time I’ve been sober since Thursday afternoon (I keep thinking today’s Tuesday).  Fiesta does bring the ‘chaos’ outta Chaoz here.

Here’s a song that summarizes some stuff I’m going thru: