CelebrityFIST!

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.  I’m on beer 5, Patron is waiting for me and why is it that everytime I have more than 5 people in my life I have to *snip* self-baleeted for content

Demi Moore; outside David Letterman Show (04/20/2010) - it’s too bad she’s such a twat otherwise she’d still be worth fapping too (for a Barbie doll)

Kellita Smith; Stuff US (02/2003) - only because we need more black women on the site.  And I DO love’em dark (and lite, and mocha, and cream, and red, and …)

Rie Rasmussen; Elle US (05/2010) - there a bunch of sets in Elle this month.  All shit except for this one.

Kate Bosworth; Palm Springs (04/19/2010) - She looks good for a 14-year-old.  Uh, too bad she’s 28. 

Lets end on an ‘up’ note:  Ashley Roberts; washing her car in Santa Monica (04/19/2010) - HOLY SHIT!  Btw, someone forgot to block out her license plate in pic #8.  OOPS!

Okay that got boring real quick (I guess since I don’t do the stuff).  So let me throw out the one song I like to rely on when times are rough or when my 420 friends (and I have actually quite a few) knock me for JUST doing alcohol.

BTW, I’ve got Red Stripe (instead of Dos Equis) and Patron Anejo (if you’re going to drink tequila - do it right).

Happy 4-20 everyone.  For the uninitiated, 420 is commonly the term used to refer to marijuana.  Its origins are kinda murky but seems to goes back to people meeting after school someplace to get high (around 4:20pm).  Since then the numbers themselves now refer to marijuana in general and many places ‘celebrate’ 4/20 of each year but … well, getting stoned.

Chaoz has never done pot.  Not once.  Nunca.  Does he WISH he could smoke a blunt?  Dude, if it was legal I’d be GROWING the shit most likely.  Quit my regular gig and just look like Eric Stoltz in a t-shirt and bathrobe. … But it ain’t, so I’m not.

That said, we’re gonna do our best today to ‘celebrate’ 4/20 in the proper way.  I thought I’d get started by letting you all know that the Cheech and Chong gig that I saw so many months ago has FINALLY hit.  Here’s a trailer for it.  The DVD is called “Hey Watch This!”.  I’m not in the trailer (sadly).  If I was I’d tell you.

Quick note - during the ‘driving’ skit the backscreen actually projects real streets here (mostly on the Hispanic side, natch).  Fuckin’ hilarious to us here though obviously 99.999% of everyone who sees it won’t get that little easter egg.