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Oh yeah, fair fight…
In what can only be described as a one-sided battle on the order of the US invasion of Grenada, apparently Scarlett Johansson is stealing the limelight from Gwyneth Paltrow, and Gwynie doesn’t like it! Ffft! Hiss!
One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: “Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set.”
The on-set source added: “Gwyneth and Scarlett have never been particularly close.
“Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point.
“In fact, it’s quite the opposite.” (TheSun)
Gee, maybe it has something to do with this:
Scarlett Johansson’s outfit for Iron Man 2 has been altered — because it was showing off her intimate areas.
“She looked stunning in this skin-tight black suit that left absolutely nothing to the imagination,” an insider reports. “Scarlett has got into incredible shape for this movie and her costume really highlights this.“The only thing is that certain more intimate areas were a little too highlighted so the wardrobe department have had to make a few alterations to ensure Iron Man 2 doesn’t end up an adults only movie.”
Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau recently revealed that Johansson silenced the crew when she arrived onset in her skimpy outfit. (ShowbizSpy)
SO - apparently “very demanding of the attention of the crew” means “giving rock-hard erections to the crew”.
It sounds like the set is VERY happy, if anything. Sounds like the only poopoo-ing is the GOOP girl.
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BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! 
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One has a long future in music … the other is Miley Cyrus.
Okay it’s been a shitty day, I got out of work 2 hours late, I have inventory in 1 week and it’s gonna suck. SO … I need something nice and easy to hit with my virtual Louisville slugger. AH, here we are!
RADIOHEAD star THOM YORKE has continued music’s oddest feud with MILEY CYRUS after blasting her for threatening to “ruin” his band. Cyrus revealed she had made it her mission to “ruin” Radiohead after frontman Yorke snubbed her at the Grammy Awards last month.
And it gets better… (italics mine)
The Hannah Montana star requested a meeting with her favourite band when she discovered their dressing room was four away from hers, but Yorke politely declined because he was preparing himself for his first performance at the music Oscars.
In a radio interview last week, Cyrus said, “My manager asked and said, you know, ‘Miley, she’s really obsessed and she’d really like to meet them,’ and they were like, ‘Yeah, we don’t really do that.’”
Cyrus was left humiliated by the slight - because she had already boasted to her friends about meeting the band. She adds, “I left ’cause I was so upset. I wasn’t going to watch! I’d already texted all my friends, we were all freaking out.”
And the teen sensation was so hurt she made an instant decision to expose Radiohead as mean guys - something that has annoyed Yorke.
In a statement issued to magazine Us Weekly, the Fake Plastic Trees singer says, “When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.” (all from ContactMusic)
I’m not one of those “Thom Yorke is God” geeks, though I like their music. That said, after this I’ll say “Thom Yorke is THE MAN!” 
Jesus, that spoiled, stupid little bitch just doesn’t get. She still thinks the world revolves around her and all should pay heed to the goddess Miley!
O-yea! O-yea! Prostate yourselves before the Montana one lest you be cast out by her clique! Oh woe onto those who are not on her Myspace friends list!
Worse - I can imagine the texts she sent…
MileySmiley - ZOMG! Radiohead dissed me! How rood!!! So MAD I CANT SEE STR8! 
Friend 1 - 2 mcuh! I say we destoy them! So tossin my cds rite now!
Friend 2 - me2! :O
Friend 3 - Whos radiohed?
First Britney … now this twat. Ugh, here we go again. So lets see how soon she gets pregnant, has an abortion, gets a quickie marriage in Las Vegas only to have it annulled 72 hours later, fuck her back up dancer and set him up for life.
Oh and shave her head - can’t forget that gem!
… Shit, I’ll bring the clippers! *buzzzzzzz*
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“My Daughter, My Lover” - the new book from Redneck Romances, Inc.
Sometimes the best bits of snarking just land at your feet. Kinda like bird shit … or the economy.
Anyway, Miley Cyrus (bless her redneck little heart) seems to have stepped into it. Again. This time, she bemoans the fact that people think there’s something icky going on between her and her dad (as in “anatomy lessons”)…
Teen queen Miley Cyrus doesn’t like to hear comments insinuating there’s something icky between her and her famous father.
In her new memoir, Miles to Go, the actress/singer says that it bothers her when people suggest there’s something inappropriate about her relationship with her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.
“The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter,” the 16-year-old star says in the book. “For me and my dad it’s not weird at all.”
Buzz about their relationship began at the time of her now-famous Annie Leibovitz shoot for Vanity Fair. In addition to posing for some semi-nude photos, she was seen reclining against her father with his arm around her shoulder.
Miley also says that she gets hurt reading Internet stories that criticize her, saying that some people are “so full of anger, hatred and bitterness.” (Star Magazine)
WELCOME to the Real World snook-ums!! 
First off, yeah that’s a weird pic. I made a joke (as many did) and I moved on. The fact that she is smarting (still) from this (which happened over 900 years ago) makes me think two things:
- she needs to retire NOW. She can’t handle this heat? Shit - wait til she turns LEGAL!!
- it sounds like this insinuation struck a nerve - why is that? Hmmmmmm.
Frankly, I don’t think Miley’s actually doing her dad (Jessica Simpson and her dad? Welllllllll…), BUT the more you try to squash a ridiculous rumor - the more likely people assume its true.
The other I have screaming in my head is … “sucks to be on the OTHER end of shit, doesn’t it?” I have a tough time believing that while she’s grown up she hasn’t at least thrown her daddy’s ‘fame’ in somebody’s face. Sorry, even saints were human once…
These pics of her and her dad supply NO rumor fodder WHATSOEVER!!!
    
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Just before Jennifer pushes her costars out of the way…
Jennifer Aniston just wants to be loved. Really is that so hard for the world to understand? I mean she tries so hard to please the men in her life but they just keep leaving her! Why? Why?…
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! XD
Well gee, maybe this is part of the problem…
The women of ‘He’s Just Not That into You’ talk to Marie Claire about the past, present and future of their love lives — including Jennifer Aniston’s disclosure of keeping ex-husband Brad Pitt’s voice messages.
Aniston, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin reminisce on what a big deal it once was to run home and check the answering machine.
“I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband [Brad Pitt]. . . It’s like saving love letters,” Aniston said.[ETOnline]
Ohhhh-kay. So, you like saving the voices of your exes. Jesus, it’s amazing she doesn’t keep semen swabs of them either from the times she blows them or fucks them. You can almost see her going over to dusty 20-year old machine and frantically putting a tape in and then going to a tiny wetbar frig and pulls out a little vial of white liquid that says “BRAD LUV” on it. She draws a glass of red wine and plays the tape over and over again while holding the half frozen vial to her cheek muttering “Mommy loves you, mommy loves you.”
All the time Oscar Meyer (or whatever his name is) looks on in complete shock.
By the way, Jennifer Connelly is in this movie too but she’s NOWHERE to be found on the cover or in the magazine (apparently). Why? Ask Aniston…
Jennifer Aniston has reportedly banned her He’s Just Not That Into You co-star Jennifer Connelly from being photographed with her on an upcoming cover of Marie Claire Magazine. Aniston agreed to appear next to co-stars Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin, but refused to be shot next to the other Jennifer.
“Connelly… will not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire magazine that will feature Aniston… and her other co-stars from the October comedy, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin,” Life & Style Magazine reports. “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest….It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible….Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” a set insider says. [PopCrunch]
We here at CelebrityFist have decided that Jennifer A. really needs the Fist. In the ass. Without lube. Up to the elbow.
Friends was 10,000 years ago, sweetie. Get over it. All of it.
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More wrinkles on her than Dick Cheney’s dick
Well history was made in America yesterday. What? Barack Obama becoming the America’s first Black African-American
Mutt* President? No no no. I’m talking about Sharon Stone not able to get into a party!
Actress SHARON STONE was one celebrity who left Washington, D.C. unhappy following President BARACK OBAMA’s historic inauguration, after her friends were turned away from one of the night’s 10 glitzy balls.
The Basic Instinct star was caught on camera pleading with organisers of the Western States Inauguration Ball, where Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony performed, to let her entourage past security.
The upset actress said, “My friends can’t come in? Then I can’t come in. We’re not doing that.” (ContactMusic)
Boo hoo hoo, bitch. Gee, your last good movie was Basic Instinct 2 Catwoman Gloria Sphere Casino! Hell, now that I think about it; she’s lucky she even got into DC considering they set up prostitution-free zones.
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Sidebar: How do you set a zone free of something is supposedly illegal in the first place!??? Seriously, did DC legalize prostitution while I wasn’t looking? Because if they did, I am sooooo running for government office!
But I digress…
Seriously, she’s lucky she got an invite (assuming she actually did). She probably even offered to blow the doorguy just for letting her friends in. Ha! Betchya he was guy, bitch!
*- he called himself a “mutt” at a press conference so don’t anyone start going off on me a’ight?
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Adrianne Curry & Christopher Knight: Trouble in Paradise?
Earlier in the year I watched an episode of the Brady guy with Adrianne Curry - I forget the name since it barely registered in my head. The only thing I kept thinking was: Why does that hot piece want to hang around a former child actor - from the 60’s!! Well, now Christopher Knight (the Brady dude) is asking the same question - for the dumbest reason of all time.
See, Curry decided to give her husband nice and basic for his birthday: a lesbian photoshoot of her with a friend of hers. So how does he thank her? “I want a separation.”
Um, WHAT?
Former THE BRADY BUNCH star CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT threatened to leave his model wife ADRIANNE CURRY when she posed for sexy lesbian photos - as a birthday gift. The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.” (source)
Okay, let me see I’ve got this straight: You’re Christopher Knight, former child star and essentially a has-been. You’re 50 years old and your income is mainly from residuals from a show cancelled when Ford was president. Your squeeze toy is 25 years old, was the first “America’s Next Top Model”, she’s hot and has a new set of tits.
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HOW FUCKING GAY AND/OR STUPID ARE YOU?? YOU ARE MARRIED TO A M-O-D-E-L!!!! THIS IS WHAT THEY FUCKING DO!!!!!
I swear if he says “I was just hoping for someone to cook with”; I’m gonna shove a turkey baster up his ass and wrap him up in aluminum foil while I stick my meat thermometer into his “physicalisation of his worst fears”. A-S-S-H-O-L-E.
Oh and the picture in question (plus some bonus stuff) after the jump! Don’t miss it! (NSFW) (more…)
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I’m probably one of the 7 people on the planet that hasn’t seen Knocked Up yet. I’ve got it, just haven’t bothered to pop it in the player. However, it seems that Katherine Heigl was NOT exceptionally thrilled with doing the movie. She bitches in January’s Vanity Fair:
[A] little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. It exaggerated the characters, and I had a hard time with it, on some days. I’m playing such a bitch; why is she being such a killjoy? Why is this how you’re portraying women? (source)
Then perhaps realizing she’s not helping her case. She quickly adds:
Ninety-eight percent of the time it was an amazing experience, but it was hard for me to love the movie.
So it only 2% of not liking your job that made it hard to do?
Listen, bitch. You got $300,000 for the role. Now thanks to all the buzz from the film, you’re commanding $6 million for a movie? And NOW you wanna bitch about the sexism? In a woman’s magazine? Smooth. Last time I checked most guys in “chick flicks” are portrayed as assholes and the women are nurturing, caring figures. Yeah, that’s closer to reality, right Britney? These are films! Not documentaries.
Fuck you, here’s a FIST just for you! >POW!<
          
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A few days ago, the Miss Puerto Rico Pageant was held and it expected would make a little splash after it was over.
The splash was hardly little and it occurred after the Pageant was done.
See, the winner Ingrid Marie Rivera apparently had to tear off her evening gown shortly after winning because “someone” not only put pepper spray in her evening gown but spiked her makeup as well. This caused her to break out in hives.
On the flip side, there are grumblings in the San Juan paper that not only was rude to the other contestants but that the entire pageant was rigged for her to win (in Spanish, sorry).
NOW – authorities are wondering show Ms. Rivera was able to keep her composure if her gown was truly sabotaged with pepper spray. Duh.
To further complicate matters, the Pageant’s Director (and owner) Magali Febles said that the final day of competition was postponed due to a bomb threat.
And we have some rather damning accusations comes from Lossip:
Personally, I have been following this competition prior to this nonsense ever hit the fan, and let me tell you something, no one likes the girl. I don’t buy for one minute her dress was pepper sprayed until after the contest.
Most American news sites may not know this, but the Magali Febles (the pageant director and owner) is a close and personal friend of the girl who won and her family.
This is public knowledge in Puerto Rico, and many critics wondered whether or not Febles would rig the pageant so that Ingrid, who is a veteran pageant winner (Miss World Caribbean 2005, Miss World Puerto Rico 2005, Miss Global Queen 2003) could win.
If she won, the Caribbean island would therefore have a more experienced female represent Puerto Rico in the pursuit for the title of Miss Universe. I’m telling you, this pageant was rigged rigged rigged
Curiouser and curiouser. If that were the case, I serious doubt that she now has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the “Big One”.
In either case, here’s pics of Ms. Rivera just after the announcement she won…
    
And some other miscellaneous pics of her:
     
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You can file this under “It was Inevitable”:
(via UPI)
U.S. actor William Shatner, who played Capt. James T. Kirk for decades on TV and in movies, is unhappy he won’t be appearing in the new “Star Trek” prequel.
“How could you not put one of the founding figures into a movie that was being resurrected? That doesn’t make good business sense to me,” Shatner told “Extra.”
While Abrams reportedly offered a small role in the film to Leonrad Nimoy, who played Spock for years in the franchise, the director hasn’t asked Shatner to do so much as a cameo, the New York Daily News said.
Jesus, Shatner. Face it: Kirk is FUCKING DEAD! Kaput. Deceased. Expired. Food for worms. Just like Lindsay Lohan’s career. You had a good run - hell longer than most and you’ve got enough money to retire for good thanks to those damn Priceline ads you did (and all the fucking stock they gave you). The last thing I want to see is a 90-year old man getting it on with some hot chick. Shit, if I wanna see a old man get it on; I’ll go on date!
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